That's My Boy Page #3
We're gonna have
the best wedding ever.
Okay.
(SIGHS SOFTLY)
DONNY:
HoIy sh*t.What the hell happened
to my Iife, ChampaIe?
Don, honey, no way to come
up with that money, huh?
No. The only thing
I'm good at is
being Donny Berger,
and no one wants to
pay for that anymore.
Aw, Donny.
Wow!
My face is your toilet!
Show some f***ing respect
over there, Kenny.
Hey, whoa.
Hey, Mom, did you want
some breakfast after
you finish your dance?
Give it to me now, honey.
Donny doesn't mind,
do you, Donny?
Holy cow,
that's my son !
Who, Han Solo?
I thought you said
he was a fatty.
No, no, no.
He must have lost
the weight or something,
'cause I swear to God,
that's my boy.
It says,
"Todd Peterson to wed
Jamie Martin this Sunday
"at All Saints Church
on Cape Cod."
Todd Peterson?
He changed his name!
Why?
What was wrong
with Han Solo Berger?
It's the coolest f***ing
name of all time.
"Peterson is
one of the youngest
"large-cap hedge fund
managers in
the financial industry."
Oh, he got rich
on us, huh?
"All the more impressive
considering he was orphaned
"at age nine
when both his parents
"died in
a horrific explosion."
He f***ing blew me up
and his mother?
Donny, maybe your son could
help you, financially.
I don't know.
This kid changed his name.
He doesn't even want
to be a Berger anymore.
He's not gonna
want to talk to me.
That was the incomparable
ChampaIe.
(APPLAUSE)
And now, looking hot
and ignoring
doctor's orders,
let's welcome Amber.
(WOLF WHISTLES)
What the f***
happened to her?
F*** you, Kenny!
Hey, what's up,
RoboCop?
GERALD:
This iswhere your boss lives?
TODD:
Oh, uh, it's actuallyjust his summer home.
GERALD:
Summer home.What a dick.
JAMIE:
Dad !Oh, my goodness.
Todd, it's just
breathtaking !
(LAUGHS) Hey!
There he is.
Hey, Mr. Spirou.
There's my golden boy.
(LAUGHS)
Come over here, champ.
Come on,
get over here.
Oh, oh.
Hi. Yeah.
Oh, look at you.
Look at you,
the lovely bride.
What a couple!
Mr. Spirou, it's so amazing
that you're letting us
all stay here.
Seriously,
thank you so much.
Steve, these are
my parents,
Gerald and Helen.
Oh, it's a pleasure.
Hi.
Your daughter's
a sweetheart.
You can tell
she likes Todd for Todd,
not because
he's gonna be rich.
I wouldn't want
my boy to end up
with some gold digger
like the last three whores
I married, huh?
(LAUGHTER)
True story.
All three? Whores.
(CHUCKLES)
Huh.
Well, guys, this weekend,
mi casa es su casa.
You know, every member
of my staff are lucky
to be in this country,
so feel free to abuse
the sh*t out of 'em.
(LAUGHS)
Go get the f***ing bags!
Well, Mrs. Spirou,
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