Team America: World Police

Synopsis: The North American counter-terrorism force Team America attacks a group of terrorists in Paris. Later, the leader of the organization, Spottswoode, invites the famous Broadway actor Gary Johnston to join his world police and work undercover in Cairo, infiltrating a terrorist organization in the hope they will disclose their plan of destroying the world. Team America destroy the cell of terrorists, but then the Panama Canal is attacked by the criminals as a payback. Gary feels responsible for the death of many innocents and leaves the counter-terrorism organization. When the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Il, joins a group of pacifist actors and actresses with the intention of using weapons of massive destruction, Team America tries to avoid the destruction of the world.
Genre: Action, Comedy
Director(s): Trey Parker
Production: Paramount Pictures
  1 win & 11 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.2
Metacritic:
64
Rotten Tomatoes:
77%
R
Year:
2004
98 min
$32,700,000
Website
295 Views

Oh, hello.

Jean Francois?

Jean Francois?

Jean Francois.

You in the robes. Put down

the weapon of mass destruction

and get on the ground.

You're under arrest.

Put down your weapons now!

Why can't they ever do this

the easy way?

World Police.

Get down on the ground!

Hey, terrorist.

Terrorize this.

All right, let's make this interesting.

You lose.

- He's getting away with the WMD!

- I got him.

Damn, I missed him.

Sarah, he's got the bomb.

You got a fix?

I got him, Carson.

He's heading for the Louvre.

Your plans are over.

- All right, Sarah.

- Yeah, all right, team!

Nothing to it.

All right.

Bonjour, everyone. Don't worry.

Everything is bon.

We stopped the terrorists.

I was doing a lot of thinking

on the ride over here.

Oh, yeah? About what?

I was thinking that I want you

to marry me.

- Don't joke about that.

- Who's joking?

Joe to Sarah. Looks like we may

need to order up a wedding cake.

- He finally popped the question?

- Lisa, you're an amazing woman.

And a damn fine cop. And I want

to spend the rest of my life with you.

Oh, Carson. Carson...

Carson!

No!

Carson.

- Feel so cold.

- You have to hang on, Carson.

Sorry, babe. Looks like this

was a one-way ticket.

No.

Lisa, you have to live on.

Find someone else who will love you.

Find someone else and be happy.

You deserve...

No!

No!

No!

Everyone has AIDS

AIDS, AIDS, AIDS

AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS

AIDS, AIDS

Everyone has AIDS

And so this is the end of our story

And everyone is dead from AIDS

It took from me my best friend

My only true pal

My only bright star

He died of AIDS

Well, I'm gonna march on Washington

Lead the fight

And charge the brigades

There's a hero inside of all of us

I'll make them see

Everyone has AIDS

- My father

- AIDS

- My sister

- AIDS

My uncle and my cousin

And her best friend

The gays and the straights

And the whites and the spades

Everyone has AIDS

My grandma and my dog Ole Blue

- AIDS, AIDS, AIDS

- The pope has got it and so do you

Come on, everybody

We got quilting to do

We're gonna break down

These barricades

Everyone has

AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS

AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS

AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS

AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS

AIDS, AIDS

- Great job, Gary.

- Thanks. You too, Steve.

That was the greatest acting

I've ever seen.

I just don't know how you do it, Gary.

How do you make yourself

so somber and emotional

to make everybody cry like that?

It's not that hard, really. I just think

about the saddest moment in my life.

Man, wow. Gary is such a great guy.

Gary. Oh, no.

Help me! Help me!

Get off of me!

Get this thing off of me! Gary!

Hello, young man. Congratulations

on a terrific performance.

Oh, thank you.

I don't believe we've met, Mr...?

The name is Spottswoode.

- Well, nice to meet you.

- And you are Gary Johnston.

All-American actor who graduated

Iowa University summa cum laude

with a double major in theatre

and world languages.

You've been at the top of every

acting class since you were a child.

Top-gun actor.

Hey, hold on a second,

are you from Hollywood?

I have an incredible offer for you, Gary.

If you're interested, follow me this way.

Please, Gary, step into my car.

Oh, I get it.

I'm supposed to get in your car

and let you put your finger inside me.

Then if I go down on you,

I get a movie part.

No, I just want to show

you something.

- Yeah, I'll bet you do.

- Please, Gary,

I'm not from Hollywood.

I'm not going to f*ck your mouth,

and my time is extremely valuable.

- Jesus, this is a nice limo.

- Yes, it is.

Now, suck my cock.

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Trey Parker

Randolph Severn "Trey" Parker III (born October 19, 1969) is an American actor, animator, writer, director, producer, singer, and songwriter. He is best known for being the co-creator of South Park (1997–present) along with his creative partner Matt Stone, as well as co-writing and co-directing the Tony Award-winning musical The Book of Mormon (2011). Parker was interested in film and music as a child, and attended the University of Colorado, Boulder following high school, where he met Stone. The two collaborated on various short films, and starred in a feature-length musical, titled Cannibal! The Musical (1993). more…

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