Teacher's Pet Page #5

Ohh, Leonard's gotta see this.

Where'd he go?

And where's Scott?

Oh, I'll find 'em, Colleen...

providin' you'll hie me

fine nephew to fair Florida.

Well, of course, I'll take him!

I've been planning

to take him all along.

And you couldn't

have just said that...

to the lady

in the flowery dress?

Saints preserve us!

Say good-bye, Floyd!

Top o' the mornin' to ya!

Hey, I do the cliched

Irish dialogue around here.

- So, whassup?

- So, whassup?

Well, Scott, it looks like you

are coming with us to Florida!

- Yes!

- Yes!

I'm on my way to Florida!

Come on, everyone!

Time's a-wastin'!

Let's hit the road

and sing a song about it!

What is it with

this family and singing?

I'm starting to feel

von trapped.

There's a whole bunch of world

in our backyard

An awful lot

of world to see

Alabama, Alaska,

Arizona, Arkansas

And now the states

that start with "C" And "D"

California, Colorado,

and Connecticut

Dear Delaware,

the very first state

Ohh

Florida and Georgia,

Hawaii, Idaho

Where they grow

a lot of trout and potato

Right smack in the middle,

little lllinois

Indiana and Iowa, too

There's Kansas and Kentucky,

and way down south

Louisiana is shaped

like a shoe

And still a lot

of states to do, whew!

Eight states start with "M",

now let's name them

Maine, Maryland,

and Massachoooo-setts

Mich, Minneso,

Mississipp, Show me mo

Montana, now we're more

than halfway through

Nebraska, Nevada,

and the "News"

Hampshire, Jersey,

Mexico, and York

Now the "Norths",

Carolina and Dakota

Where Sacajawea

guided Lewis and Clark

Ohio, Oklahoma, and Oregon

Pennsylvania, where they

wrote the Constitution

Little Rhode Island

and South Carolina

Where the rebels tried

to start a revolution

South Dakota, Tennessee,

and next to Mexico

Texas, where they have

a lot of cows

Utah, green Vermont,

and old Virginny

Where George Washington

took his first bow, wow!

We're all the way

to "W" now

Washington,

West Virginia and Wisconsin

I don't know how much higher

I can sing

But that's OK

'cause we've gone all the way

From Alabama to Wyoming

From Alabama

to Wyomi-i-i-ing

Hey!

Gee, I was sure the map

said sunny Florida...

was around here somewhere.

LEONARD. Wow!

Oh, here it is!

Ha ha ha ha!

- Aah!

- Ha ha ha!

- Oh!

- Aaaah!

Aaaah! Aaah! Aaah!

Ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ahh.

I could get used to this.

Oh, no, but I can't.

I'll be late

for the first round...

of the Teacher of the Year

competition.

Have fun on the beach, boys.

Stay near the lifeguard.

Meet me at the Wentawaygo

for dinner at 6:
00 sharp!

Reapply your sunblock

every two hours!

Don't go in the water for at

least half an hour after you-

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