Straight A's Page #5

He hates me.

Why? Because I

cracked at him once.

Hi, what's up?

What is your name?

Scott Henderson.

Charles, do you know this man?

He's my uncle.

And you two

beautiful ladies are--

Miss Carol. Nice to meet you.

And this is Miss Dougan.

Join us!

Juice?

Excuse me, but you have

to have a visitor's badge

in order to eat lunch

with a student.

I do. And where is

your visitor's badge?

I lost it.

Where did you

lose it?

Don't know.

If I did, it wouldn't

be classified as lost.

Who did you

check in with?

All right, boss, you got me.

I didn't check in.

I'm just here to have lunch with my nephew.

It's no big deal.

Y'all feel free

to join us.

Sh*t, we got juice

for f***ing days.

You will not use profanity toward an educator,

especially in front of his student.

I didn't.

What did I say?

You know what

you said, sir.

Okay, that's it. Both

of you, let's go now!

Now, hold up,

hold on.

Your problem's

with me, not him.

I'm leaving.

All right.

Miss Dougan

and Miss Carol.

Later, Charles.

(Amanda)

Thank you, Charles

From a very nice

Cohiba, and he says,

"Son, I won't smoke a cigar if

it's smaller than my penis."

I'll drink

to that.

Come on.

I never had a chance to talk to

you about that Carlton deal.

The architecture from

that deal was flawless.

You drove up the offer

against the Dow.

Five weekends in a row. Yeah.

I didn't think

anybody noticed that.

I've used it on two deals since.

No kidding? Wow.

You two work together in Dallas?

Yeah.

Thanks for the lift,

compadre.

Do you mind making another stop?

Si, cmo no.

You've ever met

my old man?

What are you,

a migrant?

All right.

It's up here

on the left.

Hey...

Who are you?

Dad, it's Scott.

Now, look here, mister.

I don't know who

you're looking for,

but I can assure you

it's not me.

Sometimes I-I like

to talk to strangers.

Sometimes I don't.

I know you're faking

this sickness.

You need to get off my property.

Mom told me she wants

us to talk, so--

You know what? You are

still a f***ing a**hole.

I tried.

Hey, I ain't going

to tell you again.

Are you kidding me?

Mr. Henderson.

I'm leaving. I'm leaving. Go.

Calm down. Why do these people

always coming round my house?

Come on in the house.

Come on now.

I go! you a big bowl of chili.

Do you want some chili?

(Gracie) Hi, Uncle Scott.

Uncle Scott.

Louisa and I are cooking

eggplant tonight.

Want to help?

I ain't feeling

so hot, pretty girl.

Mrs. Henderson, this is

Mr. Dewitt, Charles ' Principal.

It seems we had

an incidence today.

A man claiming to be Charles'

uncle broke into the cafeteria,

shouted profanity

at a teacher,

made a pass at one of our

aides, smoked cigarettes.

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