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Will you download Temple Run

or Candy Crush for him?!

Come here!

Have you seen Maria Ozawa?

She's my type too!

But I haven't seen Sasha Grey yet!

What's happening here?!

My youngest brother is now a maniac?!

Oh, come on, kuya Jerry!

I'm used to that!

Daddy lets me borrow his too!

Fine! Fine! Fine!

Go eat your breakfast

so you'll go big and strong!

Bro, I was thinking,

we're used to wearing each other's clothes!

Just you!

What if we switch our lifestyles?

So we'll find out who's right.

You're full of sh*t!

Have you mistaken life for a t-shirt?

That you can wear it again

after having it washed?

After you've lent it?

I won't last long with your lifestyle anyway.

One woman at a time?

It won't do well for me.

Your style now, Manny, is a babysitter!

Because I'm the only one working here!

Why don't you take my brother out?

He seems restless.

Okay.

Dennis!

- Get dressed!

- Where are we going?

Into a cave!

Okay-

Where do you get those lovely eyes

that pretty lady

And that exciting Winsome smile

this binibini

Tender juicy!

And who are you?!

Jerry lzon.

Jerry lzon.

He's hot but he has big nostrils!

She's the perfect symbol of the people,

Rich in heritage and love,

I'm Mimi, by the way.

Named after Mimelanie Marquez!

One of the most beautiful

Miss International of all time!

Because I'm long-legged!

Come here, Jerry.

- Wait! Wait!

-pretty, captivating, so exciting

These girls will surely win your heart,

- Jerry lzon!

- Wait!

Wait. Wait a minute.

Wait!

Wow! What a strong material!

Don't worry. I don't eat meat!

I'm not a carnival!

I'm not here to give my measurements.

I'm here to talk to Ms. Sylvia Alviar.

No! It's fine, papi!

I'll get your measurements for future references.

Jerry, why don't you drag me

at the terrace and rape me!

- Sylvia!

- Mimi!

Don't judge me! I'm not a book.

Your friend, Jerry.

Hi, Jerry.

Okay, Jerry. Both of you have

something to talk about.

Delicious!

Jerry, Jerry!

I only want a simple thing for you to do!

If you can't respect me as your wife,

respect me as your friend!

And if not,

respect me as a person!

Vilma Santos!

Relasyon (Filipino movie).

Directed by Ishmael Bemal.

Is it always like this?

Yes. Free show.

By the way, are these the clothes we're promoting?

Yeah. Are you still interested?

Of course.

That's more colorful than designing

a website full of hollow blocks.

Anyways, about the payment arrangement?

Spot cash, right?

50% when I approve your design,

and the other 50% when you

have uploaded the site.

So when will you finish the site?

Maybe this weekend.

Yeah. That's fine.

Then take me out on a date.

Let's make that my commission.

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