Status: It's Complicated Page #3

Even if you wear an alb,

you'd still hook up with chicks.

It's okay to hook up with chicks

rather than the Meralcds post!

But why do you always end up a mess?!

We're used to borrowing things, right?

- We share everything! We're friends!

- We share everything! But all of it is mine!

You share my everything,

I share your nothing!

Damn! Share everything my ass!

I let you borrow my chicks!

But you're being a snob.

Our neighbors are spreading gossips about you,

they said you're gay!

You're dragging me again

into your filthy life!

You know what they say,

an open-minded person knows no filth!

Oh My! It's too early for love quarrel!

Oh, Aling Baday, it's really difficult

to raise a friend indeed!

Good morning!

- Good morning!

Breakfast!

Here! We have bread!

Hotdog! Good thing bread has a big hotdog!

I'm not saying you're a wuss!

What's the problem?!

You're louder than a videoke!

Same old problem!

My friend here is jobless once again!

Come to think of it!

While he's rolling the pizza dough,

he's busy seducing the

head waitress in the kitchen!

Good thing, I don't eat in that restaurant!

I might end up swallowing things

God knows what!

There are lots ofjobs out there for me!

I could be a callboy (gigolo)!

I could be your pimp!

I know some cougars out there!

You see, Jerry?!

Let me tell you this, good looking guys

like us are called children of God!

And good looking guys like me

would easily find a job!

You mean if you're talking about a girl!

Look at those lips! They seem calloused!

Look at it! Look!

You're crazy!

- You're crazier!

- Update me if you decide to be a gigolo!

So I could save money right away!

'Fime to wash clothes!

I really haven't gotten into a mess,

you know!

Jerry, what do you really want me to do?

Wait for a woman to love and behold?

Dude, that's Florante and Laura's time!

The latest trend today is having a women database.

You know what? If you end up in hell,

I won't ever pray for you!

If you end up sick, dude,

I won't ever have you treated!

You always do stupid things!

Pile of chicks!

What will you get from it?

Not only do I get the thigh!

Lips, breast, tummy, groin!

I'm used to it, bro!

I'll get sick if I only have one girlfriend!

What am I?! A has-been?!

Obsolete? Out-of-d ate?

Do I look like a Thesaurus?

Don't involve me with your kind of style!

You're missing out, Jerry!

That would be my t-shins!

Take this! It smells like Clorox!

Bro, seriously speaking,

No love life, no sex life equals nada!

Wrong!

No work equals no money equals nada!

What is that?!

Youjizz.com

And why are you watching that?!

Give me that!

Kuya Manny let me borrowed it.

He doesn't have games.

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