St. Elmo's Fire Page #3

You know, there are more

people in law school now...

...than there are lawyers

on the entire planet.

You're just bitter because

you have not had sex in, how long?

A year? Refresh my memory. Haven't

you heard of the sexual revolution?

Who won? Huh? Nobody.

Sex used to be a free thing.

No more. Alimony. Palimony.

- It's all financial, an illusion.

- It's the only one that counts.

- Says who?

- Anyone who's been in love.

Love sucks.

So does your attitude.

Thank you.

You should have brought the red dress.

Red drives men wild.

Hi, beautiful. Like Porsches?

See?

I have a madman in my life already.

It's good, isn't it? I like it.

It's interesting.

I forgot to spin at the end.

All right, I'll see you in a bit.

Hey, Jules. Hey, how about a lift?

- Hi, baby.

- Missed you.

How'd you do?

Well, thanks to Alec, I am now

an official pollster.

Who wants to suck back a few

bloody Marys at St. Elmo's, on me?

- No. I have to work.

- Since when do you work on Saturdays?

Since he started volunteer

moonlighting for Senator Hodges.

Why is the president of

Georgetown's Young Democrats...

...working for a Republican?

Moving up, Kirbo.

- Let's get trashed anyway!

- For a change.

- You haven't seen it since I moved in.

- You moved in too?

I only remember 800 pairs of shoes.

So what do you think?

Very subtle.

And very pink.

Jules.

Where do you get

the money for all this?

Why do you think God invented credit?

For fabulous people like me.

Would you fix us a drink?

Kev, I knew you'd like it.

You have such sensitivity.

Oh, by the way, I want you

to meet my decorator, Ron.

He's so fabulous, and he lives

right across the hall.

Ron?

Sit down. Let's relax.

Jules, why do I feel like

I'm not here by accident?

I have been needing to talk to you.

I see one of our infamous

conversations is coming.

Like when you decided

I was adopted.

Remember that?

I still think your mother's

hiding something from you.

Kevin, I'm curious.

You know all those nights

we stayed up talking?

How come you never made a pass at me?

What?

Don't you find me attractive?

You know you're the only guy at school

who never made a pass at me?

Well, I never joined the Army either.

Kev, you've got a problem.

You're gay, and you're

madly in love with Alec.

I see.

It's okay. We all love Alec.

He's our hero.

But he's very, very straight.

And very taken.

Jules, there's the brink of insanity,

and then there is the abyss...

- ...which you have fallen into.

- Don't be ashamed.

- Gay became chic in the '70s.

- No, I'm not ashamed.

I am not gay.

And I am not staying.

Kevin!

Look at me. Are you hard? No.

Let me just introduce you to Ron.

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