Something's Gotta Give Page #4

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he can't commit. That's what it means.

- Not that I want him to commit.

- Oh, yeah, that I get.

Anyway, he said he thought you two

were very spontaneous and nice.

And then he said he's leaving

as soon as the sun comes up.

What, his car doesn't have

headlights?

Wait a minute.

I have no right to get this nuts.

I'm sorry.

He's your friend, he's not mine.

- I'm sorry and love you.

- I love you more.

No chance in hell

he said we were nice.

Please. None.

What are they listening to?

I don't care.

Marvin Gaye?

Will you stop that?

That's disgusting, Zoe. Stop it!

There.

She'll never see him after this

weekend. She can't commit either.

He does sound fun.

Admit it. He's got something.

You felt it, right?

Okay, this is nuts.

Mom!

Did she say, "Mom"?

Mom, hurry!

Mom!

I don't know what happened.

We fooled around.

And then he just said he felt

funny, and he just collapsed.

Harry, what is it?

- I'm okay. I'm fine.

- Does your chest hurt?

It's like an elephant's sitting on it.

Call 911,

tell them to send an ambulance.

Marin, now!

- My God!

- What are you doing?

Mouth-to-mouth.

Oh, you f***ing guy.

We need an ambulance right away,

please!

29 Daniels Lane,

Sagaponack.

- We got him.

- Apparent cardiac arrest.

Sinus check, 120.

- BP?

- 150l95.

- Forty-one. Right here?

- On three.

- All right.

- Careful.

We've got a line in.

- Switch over to monitors.

- How we doing?

30 minutes of chest pain,

nausea, shortness of breath.

Pulse, 104. Respiration's 18.

Get a CBC, CMP, cardiac

panel and 12-lead EKG.

- Yes, doctor.

- Mr. Sanborn, I'm Dr. Mercer.

- Are you in any pain right now?

- I feel some pressure in my chest.

- It's tight.

- Show me where the pain is.

Right here.

What were you doing

when the pain started?

- I was kissing a beautiful woman.

- Were you having intercourse?

Unfortunately, no.

- Sense of humor intact.

- Yeah.

Give him aspirin, metoprolol,

5 milligrams, hang a nitro drip.

- Mr. Sanborn?

- Yeah.

EKG shows a blocked artery

which is not allowing enough...

...oxygen to get to the heart muscle.

- I'm having a heart attack?

We're gonna stop it, but I need

to know what medications you take.

- I take Lipitor.

- Chew this.

- Anything else?

- And a white one for blood pressure.

And what about Viagra?

Mr. Sanborn, did you take

any Viagra today?

- Mr. Sanborn?

- No.

- No Viagra.

- Okay, good, just need to be sure.

Because I put nitroglycerin

into your drip.

And if you had taken Viagra,

the combination could be fatal.

- Your dad's gonna be okay.

- He's not my dad.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Your granddad's gonna be okay.

Oh, thank you so much.

We're not related.

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