Show 'Em the Road Page #3

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- Why don't you remarry?

- What? Another husband?

I'm the only one

who gives orders around here.

Is that all a husband is good for?

Giving orders?

Think I'm not made

of flesh and blood?

Everybody likes sweets

after a good meal.

What are you looking at?

Get out of here!

My first husband

was big and tall like you.

I've still got all his clothes.

They don't fit anyone.

Upstairs -

I'll get you something too.

There's a little boy

with a head like this.

Here. Eat.

The wine's all gone.

Help me bring out some more.

Listen, you really don't have

any use for those clothes?

Who else is gonna wear them?

There aren't many men built like you.

Is there a hat too?

I could really use a hat.

Sure. Come on in.

See for yourself.

Do you remember

how beautiful it was, Zampan?

Watching the rain

from the window that day?

Why don't you teach me

to play the trumpet?

I'll learn quickly.

Did you teach Rosa?

Did she do my job?

How do I look?

Women.

Can't even smoke in here.

What the hell is the matter?

Nothing.

Then why are you crying?

Because -

Climb up out of there.

Come on, get out of there.

Gonna stay there all night?

- Yes, all night!

I'm leaving.

I'm going back home.

I'm sick and tired.

It's not on account of the work,

'cause I like the work.

I like being an artist.

It's you I don't like.

What's the matter?

I'm leaving.

I'm going home!

Knock it off, you idiot.

I'm leaving the shoes and the coat!

Everything!

I do everything for him,

and what does he do for me?

Nothing!

I'm leaving!

And now the Fool will perform

his most dangerous stunt yet.

He will eat a plate of spaghetti while

suspended 125 feet above the ground.

We ask you to keep very quiet

during this feat,

for the slightest distraction

could prove fatal.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I present the Fool,

the only man in the world

to perform this feat.

Is it nice up there?

Yes, but a bit cold.

To tell the truth,

it's given me quite an appetite.

Darned wind!

It blew my napkin away.

What? You're not even going

to ask us to join you?

There's plenty of room.

If anyone wants to come up,

they're welcome.

Thank you.

Let me through.

Anna, I'll see you at the restaurant.

All right.

Out of the way.

Will you let me through?

Get out of the way.

Attention!

One, two...

- She's crazy!

Leave her alone.

- I'm going now.

- Bye, Mario.

You want a drink?

No more drink for me.

Get in.

I don't want to go with you again!

I don't want to!

Never again!

I said get in!

Take this!

Come here.

Now walk!

Get in there!

And shut up!

You got something to say?

I thought so.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Hey, come here.

Come on. Move it.

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