Shoot 'Em Up Page #2
Yeah?
That's a six-shooter.
I just counted six shots.
You've blown your load.
Yeah, well, what about you?
Your 9-millimeter is empty too.
Yeah, you fired 8 on the rooftop,
one in the men's room...
and your second cartridge
was expended at the playground.
And you won't be getting it up
with that gun you took off my man.
Oh, no. Well, you see,
like my weapon...
it also has the thumbprint
safety device.
Oh, really?
Wanna bet?
Nothin' like a good hand job.
Get your things. We're goin'.
I don't understand a word
you're going on about...
but I know exactly what you're saying
and I refuse to apologize.
Damn you, Smith. I could have
been snuffed back there.
Yeah, you should be thanking me
for saving your sweet back door.
Why did you wait so goddamn long?
You're a bad girl,
you deserve to be punished.
Which car do you want?
- What?
- I'm tired of walking.
look at this.
You wanna know the difference...
between this luxury car
and a porcupine?
I give up.
With the car,
the pricks are on the inside.
Tell me about it.
Hello, honey.
Oh, good, good, I'm glad...
I'm glad you liked the flowers.
Good.
listen, sweetie...
I've run into a small hitch.
out here for a while longer.
But don't worry.
I will be back in time
for Timmy's birthday party...
I swear to you.
Hugs and kisses.
Bye-bye.
So, what was I supposed to do?
These guys were stalking
this pregnant lady.
I couldn't just stand there.
Did you see that?
I f***in' hate that.
- What?
- This guy, changin' lanes...
without signaling.
I mean, how hard is it
to use your signal?
So you started shooting at them?
No, I don't carry a piece.
I went to the woman. She had a gun.
They started firing, I shot back.
He's done it again.
I move my finger one inch...
to use my turn signal.
Why are these a**holes so lazy...
they can't move their finger
one f***ing measly inch...
to drive more safely?
- You wanna know why?
- Not particularly.
Because these rich bastards
have to...
be callous and inconsiderate
in the first place...
to make all that money,
so when they get on the road...
they can't help themselves.
They've gotta be...
callous and inconsiderate
drivers too.
It's in their nature.
Why don't you take the baby
to the police?
- I can't go to the police.
- Why not?
I'm the Unabomber.
They caught the Unabomber.
That's what they think.
Stupid...
Right. That's it.
You are the angriest man
in the world.
If I remember right,
you used to like it like that.
Well, how many freelancers
have you got?
Yeah? How many local boys?
I need men, you understand?
I need a lot more men.
I want four mags...
a box of 9-millimeter
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