She's the One Page #4

in the bathroom ceiling.

This morning I had a nice view

up some guy's boxer shorts.

- It was nice.

- That's Jim. He's a good guy.

Jim's a good guy? Good.

If I'm gonna see his pecker every

morning he may as well be.

I better go. This is where I work.

Yeah, right here?

It looks like it might get

a little chilly in there...

...since you're practically naked.

I could run home and get you

a nice big down jacket...

...or a sweat suit or something.

It might help.

I don't think so. I'll see you later.

- All right. Take it easy.

- Bye.

Hey, babe, what's up?

- Was that him?

- Cute, huh?

I thought he kind of looked

like a jerk.

Thanks, Con, that's sweet.

No, I'm sorry.

I mean, he's probably...

...he's probably

a really, really nice guy.

I don't know.

- Did you have to marry him?

- Absolutely.

So you'll go to Paris with him

instead of me.

Well, we really haven't

discussed that yet, but...

It's good to be up-front and honest

at the start of the relationship.

I've known him a week. I haven't told

him my life story, all right?

I understand.

It'll be interesting to see...

...how a cabby from Brooklyn

feels about moving to Paris.

He'll probably be fine with it.

No big deal.

He'll just move with you.

It'll never last. Nightmare

when they get to know each other.

Maybe they were made for each other.

Those things can happen.

Carol and I met here

at the Beach Club in 1963.

- Right.

- A Friday morning.

By Saturday, I had her in the dunes.

Jesus, Ron! They don't want to hear

all the details.

- Come on.

- We've been together ever since.

All right! Enough about the dunes.

Franny, how's Wall Street?

- Things are good.

- Things are good?

Making half a mil a year at 25,

things are better than good.

Hate to spoil the illusion,

but I don't make that much.

Do me a favor.

Don't bullshit a bullshitter, okay?

Your favorite in-law hasn't

had a nice inside tip in a while.

When you gonna set me up

with one of your rich friends?

Excuse me, guys, my husband

has some ethics.

He's not some sort of

cheating sleazebag. Right, babe?

- Don't you share the wealth anymore?

- It's not all he won't share.

- Mom, please?

- Getting greedy in your old age, Fran?

It's nice to see you guys on weekends.

We should do it more often.

Honey!

Don't get sarcastic on us, young lady.

We're your parents.

You're in no position to approve

or disapprove of us.

- Understand?

- He's right.

Really? My analyst will have a field

day with that bit of psychosis.

If you two lunatics will excuse me,

I'm going to play tennis.

Her analyst?

Don't ask.

MacroCom.

I'll call you Monday.

Hey, babe. Gotta go to work now.

Okay. You love me?

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