She's the Man Page #5

Remove their clothes!

Hello. My life sucks.

- I'm done!

- What?

Everybody thinks I'm a loser deviant.

I'll never see the field

against Cornwall.

And I smell so bad

I'm convulsing people.

Pick me up, take me home and make sure

I never do anything like this again.

Look, Vi, I don't know what to tell you

about the whole soccer team...

...but as for the social stuff,

I got an idea.

- You do?

- Yeah.

We're gonna show everybody

the man that you really are.

How are we gonna do that?

Go, Viola.

High five. Nice.

Man. Look who's here.

Foxy mama.

Don't look at him.

Maybe he won't see us.

Spread out so it looks like

we got no room.

- What's up?

- What's up?

Go, Kia.

- Hey, Sebastian.

- Kia.

Hey, girl. How you doing, baby?

- Not the same without you.

- I know. I'm sorry.

New school, new babe pool.

I miss you, Sebastian.

I've been thinking about you a lot.

- Especially at night.

- Sweet.

- And late.

- Even better.

Did she just say that to Sebastian?

- What just happened?

- Oh, Sebastian.

OK, big, mournful sigh.

Bittersweet farewell.

You're his plaything, baby.

It was really great to see you,

Sebastian.

Call me anytime.

I'd tap that.

Thank you, Kia.

You're gorgeous. And go, Yvonne.

Women.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

Sebastian? Is that you?

Hey, what's going on, Yvonne?

- Who's this one?

- Nothing.

I mean, our school lost its top gun,

Sebastian Hastings.

Well, time comes for a man

to move along, Yvonne.

I know, Sebastian.

In the end I wasn't

woman enough for you.

No, you weren't.

That's something

I'll always have to live with.

- It just hurts, that's all.

- Love is pain.

Just know I'll never forget you,

Sebastian.

Ever! Never!

Needy.

OK. We might need

to do a little reevaluating here.

- Yeah.

- Hey there, pretty lady.

What? What are you, hitting on me?

- I was just...

- "I was just..."

OK, let me put a stop

to that little brain fart right now.

Girls with asses like mine do not talk

to boys with faces like yours.

I'm looking for my boyfriend Sebastian

Hastings. Have you guys seen him?

Sebastian?

Don't let her get too close,

she'll recognize you.

What am I gonna do?

- Keep away from me!

- I beg your pardon?!

Pretty ladies.

OK, don't come any closer, Monique.

- Sebastian!

- It's over!

What are you talking about?!

- I don't want to talk to you!

- Sebastian, come back here.

You're hot, Monique. Smoking hot.

Come here. Get! Get! Get!

- But there are plenty of hot girls.

- Come back here.

And the truth is, you have absolutely

nothing else to offer.

And when my eyes are closed,

I see you for what you truly are,

which is ugly! We're done!

That was amazing!

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