She's the Man Page #4

Male-female dynamics.

All that sexual tension.

It's all part of the high school

experience. So continue. Please.

But keep it clean, though. OK.

Abstinence is key. Abstinence is...

The best way to not is to not.

Yes.

Is he always that friendly?

Are you kidding? That's him being rude.

All right. Cute shoes.

You think so?

I got them at Anthropologie.

- No way! They have shoes there?

- Oh, yeah. Right by the accessories.

Here are your books.

- Thanks.

- Well, I guess I'm gonna,

you know,

go take care of some guy stuff.

OK.

There you go.

Have a great apple and sandwich.

Hi! I would love a...

- No.

- But...

Hey, dudes. Mind if I join?

Thanks.

So those soccer tryouts were bogus, huh?

I mean, second string? Come on, that's

ridiculous. Am I right? Am I right?

So the game against Cornwall,

that should be interesting.

And why would that be interesting?

Well, my sister goes there, and she

used to date that tool Justin Drayton.

I know him.

- I made him cry once during a game.

- Wait.

- That was you?

- Absolutely.

- That was so funny.

- Wow.

Is your sister hot?

I guess so.

She's got a great personality.

Incoming.

Oh, yeah! Check out the booty

on that blondie.

Don't talk about her that way.

Is that your girlfriend?

He wishes.

She was dating this college guy,

but he dumped her.

I hear she's a total mess now,

really vulnerable.

Confidence, self-esteem is way down.

- In man words, it's time to pounce.

- Exactly.

I hate that guy.

Did you know bologna

is 38 percent hoof?

Thanks, Malcolm.

Looks like you got some competition.

- It's just Malcolm.

- Total geek.

She looks so sad. It's heartbreaking.

It... it's just...

I can relate, you know?

I mean, I just got out

of a bad relationship too.

I mean, you think you know someone.

And you realize it's all been a big lie.

Every touch.

Every kiss.

Plus, you know,

you can never get chicks to shut up.

All right, guys,

catch up with you later.

Empty shower.

Yes!

I get to take a shower.

I get to take a shower.

Malcolm Festes, dorm director.

Shower shoes are to be worn

in the bathroom at all times

except when in the actual shower.

Did you not read

your Dorm Life pamphlet?

It was in your cubby.

Wassup, dawg?

Yeah. OK, homey.

Later.

Hey. You forgot... this, Coolio.

Word, G-Money.

OK, Hastings, you're up!

Hastings, are you deaf?!

Come on, let's go!

Get your butt out there! Come on!

Get out!

Jesus!

Come on, baby. Come on.

Rise and shine.

Wait! Let go!

Let go!

Welcome to hell!

Gentlemen! Let me present

this year's soccer newbies!

First, you must remove your clothes!

Remove their clothes!

Remove their clothes!

Take your clothes off now!

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