She's Out of My League Page #3

where I return some lost property

to a fellow human being.

Come on, man, you gotta be positive.

It's exciting! I mean,

the night's full of possibilities.

- I can almost smell 'em.

- Oh, man.

- You know what this reminds me of?

- What's that?

The moment when Aladdin

went to meet Princess Jasmine.

What?

You're like a street urchin,

and this is the palace!

OK, so then what does that make you?

I'm the Genie.

Why am I so nervous? This is stupid.

Let's get this over with, OK? Let's go.

Yeah. Let's go on a magic carpet ride.

No, I think it's good.

We have to act positive.

- Wendy!

- Hi! Congratulations, ladies.

- This party is so amazing.

- It is, right?

- Hey. Sorry I'm late.

- Nice, Katie. Real classy.

I had a major laundry disaster. This is

the only dry bra that I have left.

- Do you want me to take it off?

- No!

- Just take a tray and circulate.

- Yeah, circulate. Know what that means?

Hey, excuse me.

I'm looking for Molly McCleish?

- Are you here to arrest her?

- No.

What about you?

You gonna search me?

No. No, I'm, I'm not TSA.

I can get you a mad discount

on a flight, if you want, though.

Molly's my sister. She's... up there.

- Thank you.

- Thanks.

Hey!

- Hey.

- Hey. This is Patty.

Hey.

- Oh, this is my friend, Devon.

- Princess Jasmine.

- Here's your phone.

- Oh, thank God.

You... Thank you.

You saved my life.

Oh, please. It's no big deal at all.

I think we're gonna get goin' now.

We're a bit overdressed for this.

- Yeah.

- Oh, no! You guys look great.

You should stay

and have a drink, right?

Know what? Excuse me one second.

Get a drink, but don't get it

from my sister's tray.

What's up, freckles?

...your friend's hot.

What'd she just say?

- "I think your friend is hot."

- Yeah, right.

Seriously, Kirky,

do not josh me. All right? I need this.

Well, Devon, I would never josh you.

She said, "I think your friend is hot."

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- Yeah!

- Oh, stop.

- Yeah!

- No. No.

No, you... Devon,

you're happily married.

You and I both know

you'd never cheat on Karen.

Yeah, you're right. I don't need to.

Know why? 'Cause that girl

thinks I'm hot.

Know what? Don't tell Karen about this.

- No.

- Stuffed mushroom?

- Yeah, sure.

- Yeah.

I dropped 'em on the floor,

but five second rule.

- Good. Thank you.

- It's OK, I'll wait.

Suit yourself.

- What the...?

- Sh*t.

- What the hell are you doing?

- I am so sorry, sir.

I... I...

- What?

- I don't know.

- Katie!

- No, no, no, not Katie.

This is all my fault.

I'm very, very sorry.

Can I see your invitation?

Probably not the best thing

to say to the museum director.

True, but we should do

cultural events like this more often.

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