She's All That Page #3

about a chance to prove me wrong ?

Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. Dean,

Dean, Dean. The boy's buggin' here.

You're taking advantage of a friend

in a vulnerable situation.

Gee, that's swell, Preston.

A fifth of Chivas and a uterus and you could be my mom.

No, seriously.

The guy thinks he could do anything.

Let him prove it.

- What do you say, Zack ?

- A bet ?

Yeah. Unless, of course,

you're too heartbroken.

- Just name the terms.

- All right, it's simple.

l'll pick the girl, and you got six

weeks to turn her into the prom queen.

Okay, okay, we get it, okay ?

- Everybody has a big jimmy.

Now can we just--

- You got it.

- All right. Let's go shopping.

- [ Laughing ]

Oh, man, this is

gonna be so much fun.

- [ Preston ] What about her ?

- [ Dean ] Nah, l don't think so.

- [ Girl ] l mean it's still scabbing.

See, l saved it.

- How about this one ?

A-Are you sure about Bubbles ?

Nah, we can do

better than that.

[ Zack ]

What about her ?

Rectal archaeology. Very nice.

Stupid, stupid, stupid,

stupid, stupid.

[ Gasps ]

Gentlemen, we have a winner.

[ Zack ]

What, Laney Boggs ?

Uh-uh ! No.

No, no, no, no.

Hey, a bet's a bet.

Right, Preston ?

Hey, man, this is

between you guys.

- [ Laughing ]

- [ Exhales ]

Look, fat l can handle.

Weird b*obs, bad personality,

maybe some sort of fungus.

Come on. Scary and inaccessible

is another story.

Hey, man, if l were you,

l wouldn't be wasting my time,

'cause by my calculations

you got six weeks until the prom.

And if-- if Laney Boggs

is gonna be queen,

l'd say you pretty much got

your work cut out for you.

- Hi, Laney. You got a second ?

- [ Boy ] Here comes Zack.

What's up, Spaz ?

He knows my name.

That's not your name.

That's not his name.

Oh. Sorry.

So, Laney, listen.

-l was wondering if maybe you'd wanna...

-Let's go, Simon.

embarrass me horribly

in front of all these people ?

- Laney--

- Come on. Dad's waiting. Let's go.

[ Laughter ]

Wait ! Watch this.

- [ Farts ]

- Oh ! Damn it, Brock.

Relax, man. Smells like roses.

l will not relax.

You-- You are being disrespectful.

You are disrespecting me,

and you are disrespecting Harmony.

lt's not about disrespect.

lt's just gas.

- That's about enough of this.

- How's the queen of The Real World ?

How did you know about that ?

Please. They've only run that

spring break thing like a zillion times.

- So who's the lucky rebound skank ?

- Rebound skank ?

- Well, there's gotta be

somebody, right ?

- Well, l wouldn't say somebody.

But there is sort of a project.

- Project ?

- Yeah.

To tell you the truth, she kind of,

uh-- she kind of blew me off.

l like her already.

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