Sharky's Machine Page #6

I didn't hear that. What?

He does.

Mmm mm mmm

Are you crazy?

Are you...

Are you dumb?

Now, you go through St Louis

Joplin, Missouri

Oklahoma City looks mighty pretty

You'll see

Amarillo

Let's see.

- Hello there.

- Hello.

We got one on the chair, the dresser,

which will pick up the john,

this one here.

Give this a little test.

Hello? Zebra 1 to Zebra 2.

Zebra 1 to Zebra 2. Come in, Zebra 2.

Come in.

Nosh, you wanna cut that zebra crap?

I read you already Over

I think he reads you.

Let's check the ones in the other room.

Wanna get your shoes, Sherlock?

Thank you very much.

your kicks

Check.

On Route 66

Ba doom, pa doonk ka doom

Cha kop ta dum

Sharky Papa

She's walking in the building

She's what?

She's walking in the building

What happened to she's coming down the

street, she's getting in the driveway?

You know, you got

a big communication problem here.

I didn't hear one 10-4 in all that time!

These guy's don't know diddly sh*t

about electronic communication!

I'm not gonna do you any more favors.

Damn you, Nosh. You take forever.

You didn't tell me we were...

Jesus, she's on her way up.

Start working.

What are we working on?

Tiffany, do you always

have to leave the door open?

Were you born in a barn?

- Who is that?

- Tiffany.

Close the door!

You know, we got some really good stuff

on the Tiffany tapes.

Oh, yeah?

Got a congressman.

Can we kill the golden oldies, please?

Look at her tits.

Lungs.

Tits. Lungs. No wonder

we get a congressman.

From the great state of mammary.

Not after last night

1,000 bucks a night.

Is that right? Is that what they get?

That's right.

I think that's ridiculous.

Inever paid for it in my life.

Except that time when I was

in the service in Japan.

But I was lonely.

Everybody was lonely over there.

Been there for a long time.

I don't know what I paid, though.

It was yen. Japanese money.

Just pile it up and sleep on it.

I either paid a buck 35...

or $1,300.

I still haven't figured it out.

I have a plan

She was nice to me, though.

Hang on

This Tiffany. Know what I mean?

She's got a little meat on her.

She's a softy. Not like the other one.

What's her name? Dominoe.

She's too skinny. What do you think?

I got it.

You remember in the 10th grade

there was this, uh, Rosalie D'Amato.

Italian girl?

She... she was built like this.

Same kind of b*obs.

Rosalie D'Amato.

Jeez, I loved her.

Never screwed her, though.

Did you?

I mean...

you can tell me now because, what the hell,

a lot of time has gone by.

What am I gonna do?

You know, I'm not gonna

get mad at you, hit you.

Did you?

Yeah.

Oh, sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t!

I knew you did! I knew it!

Jesus! You were always doing that!

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