Say It Isn't So Page #4
being put to sleep here
and I wish that I could take 'em
all home with me, but I can't.
And every time one of those animals dies,
I feel like a part of me dies too.
About a year ago, I wrote this poem
that I recite to all the dogs before they go.
It helps me and...
I like to think it helps them too.
I'd love to hear it.
No, it's not very good.
I don't care.
OK.
O noble creature
The time has come
For the two of us to part
And for you to go to a better place
A place where you'll be free to run
After a car or a bouncing ball
So go, noble creature
Through that doggy door
And fetch a stick that's thrown by God
And wag thy tail for ever more
While a friendly voice repeats:
"Good dog, good dog".
So that's it. And after I read it,
I usually fire off a one-gun salute
with a pistol we keep here at the shelter.
I know it sounds silly, but...
It doesn't sound silly.
Help.
Very funny.
This is a great day. It was a good idea.
- Shall we have the champagne?
- No.
Let's wait till later.
You know, the day I cut your ear off,
spending six months together.
Yeah, that is pretty funny.
I've had such a good time with you,
No strings attached.
Most guys are so possessive.
You know, they talk about marriage
before the first year is even up.
There was this one schmuck, he actually
went out and he got a plane and a banner.
It was so lame! Talk about pressure.
- I'd love to, Gilly.
- Love to what?
I'd love to marry you.
That's my Uncle Joe's plane up there.
Joseph Wingfield is your uncle.
You know, it probably
should have occurred to me.
Boy, you don't quit, do ya?
Oh, that's it. That's the spot.
Oh, don't go back there!
We gotta save some for the honeymoon.
What are you sayin', Gilly?
Nothin'. I was just...
messin' around with Ringo.
Hey, Jo.
Who's Jack?
- What Jack?
- You know.
On-your-ass Jack.
Well, he's my ex-boyfriend from Oregon.
I've been meaning to get it removed.
You're not jealous, are you?
You're the one with the half-naked
Suzanne Somers over his bed.
Come on. Now don't bad-mouth Suzanne.
She got me through
- Do you mean you beat off to her?
- Not to brag, but... up to five times a day.
Wow.
Do you wanna try to break that record?
Hey, it's Gilly. Leave a message.
Hey, Noble. It's Vic. I know it's early,
but are you there, buddy?
- Pick up. I got a package in the mail.
- I love you, Jo.
- Surprise! I found your mother.
- I love you, Gilly.
I touched all the bases on this one.
I'm 110 per cent sure.
Your mother's name is Valdine Wingfield.
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