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for those of you planning | on rocking out with Hell's Bells...
One for the kids | who like to get toys
Two for the ones | who like to make noise
Three for Santa | because he rolls with elves
And if you're feeling my flavor, | just rock the bells!
You don't care too much | for Christmas, do you?
- I've never had much reason to. | - Why?
I don't know. | It's always disappointing.
Like I'd want an Optimus Prime | or Castle Grayskull,
and I'd always end up with | a stupid mini-bake oven or something.
Grandpa.
Grandpa, are you home?
Grandpa?
Grandpa, is that you?
- Agh! | - Whoa!
Doggone it, Nick!
That's the second box of bulbs | I've dropped tonight.
What in the hell are you doing? | Why didn't you answer me?
Don't be throwing the word "hell" | around all willy nilly like that.
I live in Hell, for Christ's sake.
True.
That's way you dare not use | the Lord's name so indiscriminately.
One of the lights | in the bunker went out.
I flipped the switch. | You know, I couldn't remember
whether it was | on or off position.
And so I had to turn the power off | just to change the light bulb.
Bunker? What are you | talking about?
Aw, are you kidding me?
You're not on another one of your | wacko inventing binges, are you?
Is this why I haven't seen you | for the last couple of days?
Yeah, I've been busy.
Hey, what's this?
Uh, be careful there. | That's a nutcracker.
I can see that. It just seems | a little Christmassy for you.
Do you know that the chestnut can | explode if you don't puncture the skin
- before it's heated? | - That's fascinating, Grandpa.
I told you to be careful!
You could have | put your eye out!
There appears to be a design flaw | that needs to be worked out.
File that next to brown-colored | toilet paper as a bad idea.
Now what about that bunker?
Watch your noodle there.
Um...
Grandpa, I-I...
Any desire to explain?
I mean, sometimes I think | I'm the only person in this town
that doesn't believe | you're completely nuts and...
uh, frankly,
my belief is dwindling.
Let them think | whatever they want to.
This is about survival. | I know what they say.
I've been hearing it | most of my life,
but I'd rather be crazy and alive | than ignorant and dead.
No, Santa
A big surprise for you...
What up, Santa b*tch?
How much Christmas cheer | you got in the pot?
Don't cry, baby, | Santa's back in town
Get the presents, | candy canes, too
Rudolph is here, | he's coming for you
Don't cry, baby, | don't cry
You were bad | all year long
Now there's nothir... | nothir you can do
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Grandpa, I used to think it was because | you were grumpy and a little senile,
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