Rustlers' Rhapsody Page #6

Oh, don't wory about it.

You're just getting paranoid.

Someone's coming.

- l don't hear anything.

- Trust me, someone's coming.

Hide in those trees down there

just for a little while.

- Why?

- Well, how does it look?

Here you are, a nice girl without

any clothes on, and l'm a good guy.

l'd appreciate it.

All right.

- In the trees?

- Yeah. Just for a couple of minutes.

- What's your name, by the way?

- Rex.

Oh, my gosh.

- What?

- My dog's name is Rex.

Hello, Rex.

Hi.

Remember me?

Yeah, you're Miss Tracy, the town...

Hostess.

Yeah. Right.

Howdy, ma'am.

Howdy.

Most men l know

only have one gun.

Huh?

Oh, sory about that.

l'm kind of busy here.

l have to feed the fire

and keep the horses maintained.

Come on, Rex, can't you

even offer a girl a drink?

OK. One quick drink.

Why not?

l have a bottle of shery

that my mother sent me.

Hasn't been opened since Christmas.

l don't usually drink myself,

you understand.

OK, one little shery...

Well?

Oh, Miss Tracy,

you got the wrong guy, really.

l'm ready, Rex.

Ready for what?

A nice, long conversation.

Oh, no, no, no, you don't understand.

l can't talk like that.

So sing it.

l'd love to, but l...

What is it?

Someone's coming.

- Someone's coming?

- Yeah, out there.

- You'd better hide behind that boulder.

- Why?

Why? You're in your undemear,

and l'm... You know.

- l'm a straight shooter.

- Good.

Oh, please get behind that boulder.

It won't be long.

As a special favor to me.

OK.

But you owe me.

Thank you so much.

l told you to hide.

- l heard a woman's voice.

- What? No, you didn't. That was...

That's iust some old

hoot owl hooting.

Whose cape is this?

Mine. This is iust part of my stuff.

lt's cold out here, don't you think?

- Rex, are you OK?

- l'm fine, fine, just fine.

Go hide in the trees.

l'll call you when it's safe.

OK.

Oh, what a night!

Hi. Remember me?

- Sure, you're the town drunk.

- Yeah.

- How do you like my new outfit?

- It's nice, vey nice.

- So is yours.

- Thank you.

- Mine's a sidekick outfit.

- l know.

And you don't have a sidekick,

am l right?

That's right.

Well...

What about me?

Now, look...

- Peter.

- Look, Peter,

l don't have a sidekick.

l ride alone. That's my style.

You could use a sidekick,

couldn't you?

No, sory, but even my theme song

says l ride alone.

l ride alone

Change it.

- It took me four years to get that right.

- It did?

There's no sidekick opening.

So if you'll excuse me, l have to...

Mr. O'Herlihan, now, look,

l could provide comedy relief.

What's gonna happen to me

in Oaood Estates?

l'm iust the town drunk.

l want more than that.

l wanna see the world.

- l wanna see other towns at least.

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