Rustlers' Rhapsody Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 1985
- 88 min
- 435 Views
Why don't you all come in,
make yourselves comfortable.
- We'll gab about it.
- Well, we can't, colonel.
We have to, you know, go to town,
see the doctor about our hands.
- And it's a weeknight.
- Yeah.
Oh, all right, good night!
Oh, by the way,
have any of you seen my daughter?
- No.
- No. No, sir, colonel.
She's probably
out riding Wildfire.
There's one little lady
who can take care of herself.
Help! Help!
Help!
ln the '60s, they started making
these spaghetti Westerns.
l was always jealous
of these guys
because they had better
background music than we did.
They all got to wear
those great raincoats,
even when it was 110
in the shade.
Trouble was, you could hardly
understand anything they said.
Colonel, don't you think
you and me ought
to work together?
l mean, l know
our men dress differently,
but look what we have
in common.
We're both rich.
We're both power-mad.
And we're both colonels. Now,
that's got to count for something.
Tell me...
Tell me about this stranger
who shoots men in the hand.
Could his presence here
result in an all-out range war?
Well, maybe not a range war exactly,
but certainly a lot of killing.
You have my word on that,
a lot of it!
All right.
Count us in.
Oh, good, good, good.
Now, the first thing
we have to do
is keep the element
of surprise.
This fancy-shooting fella
has got to be kept
completely in the dark
about what we're doing.
Hey, look!
What the...?
Somebody pull
the emergency brake!
- Quick!
- No! Don't!
Get the horses!
We can't.
We left them at the station.
Oh, you idiots!
What were we supposed
to do, buy them tickets?
Have you got three rifles
with telescopic sights?
Yes.
You missed!
How could you miss?
Even with these sights, we got
a target 100 yards away or more.
We've never fired
these weapons before!
There's a definite wind factor,
and we've got a problem with the sun!
Just shoot, OK?
Well, hell, we're gonna
be here all day.
This isn't going
to be easy, is it?
On, Wildfire, on!
Have you got a light?
Yeah, l got a light.
Your butt and my face.
Now, wait a minute.
l got a match.
Yeah, and it's...
It's not your butt.
lt's... It's my butt!
Yeah, my butt and...
My butt and...
Hi, stranger,
wanna know what's going on?
l'm the town doctor, you fool.
- Oh, yeah. Hi, doc. How's it going?
- Bartender, shot of bourbon.
l didn't recognize you.
You look like you seen a ghost.
l've seen worse than that.
- Where's the hair?
- It's in there.
Last night, five men came to me,
all complaining of hand injuries.
Almost identical.
Not more than 20 minutes ago,
three more men came in
with the same wound.
- Is that a coincidence?
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