Rules Don't Apply Page #3

We're history. We're fired.

And the Iron Maiden has emerged.

- The what?

- Iron Maiden.

The virgin Marla.

ACTRESS 1:
You did? That's horrible.

ACTRESS 2:
Stop, you.

What's going on?

I called you three times.

Please, I'm late for my 4:00.

What's the matter?

You afraid the old man will hear

you were talking to a normal guy?

Oh, please, no.

Just don't, don't do this.

I'm not doing anything

and neither are you.

You're not allowed to do...

I'm doing just fine. Thank you.

You know what? Forget it.

- (chuckling)

- ACTRESS 3:
What was that about?

Some guys never stop

looking to hide the salami.

- (laughing)

- What?

- What?

- Hide the salami.

Do the deed.

Dip the wick.

Varnish the cane.

Butter the muffin.

I get it.

Bye, girls.

("Rockin' Robin" playing)

He rocks in the tree tops

all day long

Hoppin' and a-boppin'

and a-singing his song

All the little birds

on Jaybird Street

Love to hear the robin go

tweet, tweet, tweet

Rockin' robin

Tweet, tweet, tweet

Rockin' robin

Tweet, tweedle-lee-dee

Go rockin' robin

'Cause we're really

gonna rock tonight

MARLA:
Mamie told me

that six months ago

one of the drivers got fired

because he ate dinner with her.

But Sally says all the drivers

have to be hired

through their churches.

Fine, that doesn't make them angels.

And when is Frank Forbes' fiance

coming to town, anyway?

I don't want a ricochet romance

I don't want a ricochet love

If you're careless

with your kisses

Find another turtle dove

I don't want a ricochet romance

No, no, not me

If you're gonna ricochet, baby

I'm gonna set you free

Reverend Forbes,

do not charge the battery,

if you're not going to use the lights.

Unless, of course,

you'd like to be fired.

Anyway, the virgin Maria's a Baptist.

You do know why Baptists think

f***ing is bad, don't you?

Because it might lead to dancing.

- Knock it off, Levar.

- (music playing)

Ma, he's making eyes at me...

And here's this.

Oh, thank you.

Careful, Granny.

"For food and all thy gifts of love,

"we give Thee thanks and praise.

"Look down, oh, Jesus, from above

"and bless us all our days."

- Amen.

- Amen.

Glad you're feeling

better now, Mr. Bransford.

MR. BRANSFORD:

Your fiance's been doing

a whale of a job

with the kennel, Frank.

But the puppies all tell me

they miss you around here.

Will the house you find us

have at least a tiny yard?

Absolutely.

MR. BRANSFORD:

And you still feel

Howard Hughes

is going to be interested

in developing a housing project

with a kid your age?

When you finally meet him.

For all have sinned and come

short of the glory of God.

The Bible says that we're all sinners.

And the word "sin" actually means

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