Synopsis: In 35,000 BC, the tribe of the Dirty Hairs is in war against the tribe of the Clean Hairs for eight hundred years, trying to get their shampoo. The chief of the Dirty Hairs sends his daughter Guy disguised to the enemy tribe to get some shampoo for his tribe. When the healer of the Clean Hairs tribe surprisingly kills two cavemen of his tribe, their imbecile chief assigns Pierre with curled hair and Pierre blonde to investigate the murder and find the criminal.
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Sci-Fi
94 min

On May 9, 1969, a mile|from the northern border of Laos,

the 101st US Army Infantry division

was advancing on hill 937.

For them,|it was just a recon mission.

For the Vietcong,|hill 937 was a strategic point.

The dozen soldiers in the company,|new to combat,

were to complete|this routine mission in two hours.

They fought back heroically|for 9 days.

This film does not tell their story.

The year is 35,000 BC.

In this untouched and savage world,

mammoths live in peace

with horsemoths,


and wormoths.

Oblivious to evil,|fearing only the night,

this is where our ancestors,|the first men, lived.

All right...

- You knoW my Wife?|- Yes, Chief.

Beautiful, isn't she?

Right, roll call!

This is the Stone Age.

- Stone?|- Here!

- Stone?|- Here!

Absent again, that one.

Stone too, I suppose.

I kneW it.|AIWays off together.

This is nice.

It's nice being nice.

Ever feel like not doing nothing?

- No.|- Me neither.

A quick pus?

No thanks, I quit.

Rest your head.

Scared you'll mess your hair?

- Your hair's Weird.|- It's a period do.

Wasn't it straight at school?

It's alWays been curly,|like grandpa and dad.

My children|and grandchildren Were too!

- Just sWalloW it.|- Okay.


Hello, my chickadees!

Stone, have they been good?

Very. Just stoning each other|as usual.

That's good.

Just a second...

There's one missing!

Honey, didn't We have 12 kids|this morning?

That's right.

A Wild beast gobbled Stone up.

I kneW We had 12.

Come on, time for bed noW.|Off you go.

HoW much, Stone?

One baby boarmoth a day.|So half a baby boarmoth.

Dung!|I'm out of baby boarmoths.

That feels so good...

Take that thing.

Keep the change.

It's getting all dark!

Knock it off!

Hurry, night is spraWling.

- It's getting all dark!|- Knock it off!

- It's getting all dark!|- Knock it off!

You kids can't Watch|the mural all night.

Lights out.


among the barren red rocks,

lives a tribe with dirty,|muddy hair.

For centuries,

the Dirtyhairs have been at war|with their neighbours,

for the latter

hold the secret of shampoo.

Despite this ancient conflict,|the Cleanhairs feel

on first name terms with happiness.


It really needs a hole.

Baby, I'm home.

- Well?|- Failed again.

- Same here.|- As usual.

- The others?|- All droWned.

What? Unky, unky, unky,|aunty and unky?

Unky too.

Unky too?

We've lost half our family tree!

Extinction looms.

Just give the shampoo thing a rest.

I don't see Why We can't manage it.

I just don't see Why.

Looks like the shit fairies|blessed us.

This shampoo War|has lasted 800 years.

800 years on the 25th.

We must break the circle of failure.

Here's What I suggest.

What do you think?

- You didn't say anything.|- Right, sorry.

Here's What I suggest...

We'll take a hostage!

What do you think?

Hi, Stone.

Why bother?|We're the first men, I tell you.

I'm on a dig.


Just practising...

You knoW my Wife?|Beautiful, isn't she?

Healologist, bless this hunt.

Sorry, that's gibberish.

It's a neW language I made up.

Didn't the old one Work?


May the hnt be good|and may nobody die.

What's With the accent?

It's my neW language.|The accent tends to linger.

Hunt and fish Well.|May meat floW like Water!

Don't sit up and beg.

Don't sit up and beg.

Good Yorkimoth.

So hoW do you like your Women, like?


Well, my ideal dream Woman

Would be... a girl.

Be more specific.

Someone like me.

- Meaning?|- Well, me.

For a Woman like that,|I'd do crazy things.

Such as?

Such as stroke her hand.

Where are you going?

There may be eggs in it.

We'll say We hunted them|for shampoo.

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