Romy and Michele's High School Reunion Page #4

I love "The Music Man. "

Okay. Can I have|the rest of this?

Um, w-

Mm. It's good.

See ya!

She can be really nice|when she wants to be.

Michele!

- Uh-oh. Don't look now. Here come the|Frink-a-zoid. - Oh, God! He is such a geek!

Hi, Michele. Gee, Michele,|you're looking really lovely today.

Okay. See you in Biology.

I- I-I thought I ought|to tell you, Michele, that...

Christie Masters stuck|magnets on your back.

- What?|- She stuck-

Michele, you do have|magnets on your back!

Oh, my God.|Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.|Help me.

Oh, my God.

Oh, don't let them see you get upset.|That's what they want.

Oh, my God.

- Hey!|- I'm pretending you just did something hilarious.

Now, you laugh at me.|Come on, do it.

God, that was so rude. I mean, you|couldn't help it if you had scoliosis.

I know. And what a b*tch, taking|your hamburger. I mean, what was that?

God, remember the prom?|You got so thin by then.

Oh, I know. I was so lucky, getting|mono. That was, like, the best diet ever.

I wonder, if I had gotten my brace off|sooner, if somebody would have invited me.

I mean, other|than Sandy Frink.

Well, nobody|invited me either.

Well, at least we looked fantastic,|and that is the most important thing.

- We were cool on craze|- Oh, gee. Nice outfits. Really.

- When I, you - Oh, look, it's the|Madonna twins. - And everyone we knew

Could believe, do, and share|in what was true, Oh, I said

Okay, this is so typical.|Of course, we're like the only ones...

who don't look like|we're going to a hoedown.

- Oh, I know. This town is like so unhip.|- Ecch.

- I can't wait till we move to L.A.|- Me too!

Everything's gonna happen for us there,|Michele, and we'll never look back.

- Okay.|- Dance hall days

- Dance hall days|- Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

That hurt.|But it looked really good.

Dance hall days

Oh, everybody!

- Dance hall, dance hall days|- Okay, everyone.

Uh, it's the moment|we've all been waiting for.

It's time to announce|the king and queen of the prom.

- Ahh!|- And the winners are...

Billy Christianson|and Christie Masters!

Ohh! Ohh!

- Duh.|- Oh, it's me!

Boo-hoo!|I'm so surprised!

Thank you. Thank you.

God, Billy looks|cute in his tux.

- He does look cute.|- Really cute.

Do you think, since it's the last night of|school and I might never see him again...

that maybe he would|dance with me?

I bet he would.|I mean, it's senior prom.

Nobody's going to say "no"|to anyone tonight.

Michele, since this is the|last night of school and all...

would you care|to dance with me once?

No.

I'll dance with you.

Nah. It's no fun unless|you really love the person.

Thanks, anyway.

Okay. Who can name the capitals|of all the 50 states?

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