
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
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- 1997
- 92 min
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Take this pink ribbon|off my eyes
I'm exposed|and it's no big surprise
Don't ya think I know|exactly where I stand
This world is forcing me|to hold your hand
'Cause I'm just a girl|Well, little old me
Well don't let me|out of your sight
Oh, I'm just a girl
All pretty and petite
So don't let me|have any rights
Oh I've had it|up to here
The moment that|I step outside
So many reasons|for me to run and hide
I can't do the little things|I hold so dear
'Cause it's all those|little things that I fear
'Cause I'm just a girl|I'd rather not be
'Cause they won't let me|drive late at night
Oh, I'm just a girl|Guess I'm some kind of freak
'Cause they all sit|and stare with their eyes
I'm just a girl
I'm just a girl in the world
- How much is this, Lori?|- It's very expensive.
It's very expensive.
Look, I got money|to spend in here.
I don't think we have anything for you.|You're obviously in the wrong place.
Please leave.
You know, even though we've watched|"Pretty Woman" like 36 times...
- I never get tired of making fun of it.|- Oh, I know.
Aww, poor thing. Look!|They won't let her shop.
Yeah, like those salesgirls in Beverly|Hills aren't bigger whores than she is.
I know!
Oh, my God, listen to that|sad, sad music as she leaves.
It's like, boo-hoo. Uhh.
But it is actually|kind of sad.
Anything you see here we can do, by the|way. Get ready to have some fun, okay?
- Okay.|- Mary Pat, Mary Kate, Mary Frances, Tovah.
- Let's see it, come on! Let's see the outfit.|- How divine!
Exactly how obscene-
I just get really happy|when they finally let her shop.
Okay, so I have|nothing to wear.
We don't even have time to make|anything new before we go out.
Well, what about this?
- Did you lose weight? - Actually, I have|been trying this new fat-free diet I invented.
All I've had to eat for the past six days|are Gummi Bears, jelly beans, and candy corns.
God, I wish I had|your discipline.
- This is it|- Work this
- Diddy-bum diddy-bum pow|- Here it is
I can't believe|how cute I look!
I know! You know what? This is like|the cutest we've ever looked.
Oh, it's definitely the cutest. Don't you|love how we can just say that to each other...
- and we know that we're not being conceited?|- Oh, I know.
No, we're just|being honest.
- Be my lover, Wanna be my lover|- Lover
Go ahead and take your time|Boy you gotta feel secure
Before I make you mine|Baby you have to be sure
You wanna be my lover|Wanna be my lover
God. I hope some cute guys get here|tonight. They were cute last night.
- Oh, they were cute.|- Really cute! - Oh!
- Hey, Michele! Romy!|- We'll take two Diet Cokes?
Right, with extra cherries.|Don't move. I'll be right back.
Okay. I have the yuckiest taste|in my mouth from those taquitos.
- Eeew.|- I hope I don't get indigestion.
Hey, remember that time I barfed|from bad Mexican food? It was so gross.
- Oh, my God, I hate throwing up in public.|- Me too! Ooh.
I can't believe it. There are|absolutely no guys here tonight.
I know. None.
Come on, Michele, let's just|go dance with ourselves.
Okay.
Put your hands in the air
'Cause there's a party over here|So grab yourself a beer
And we could|get on with the world
Swear to God.|Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian.
You wanna try and have sex sometime?|Just to see if we are?
What? Yeah, right, Michele. Just the thought|of having sex with another woman creeps me out.
But if we're not married by|the time we're 30, ask me again.
- Okay.|- Tell me can you feel the
Masked girls comin'|with the fever, fever, fever
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh|Stayin' alive, stayin' alive
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