Return to Nuke 'Em High Volume 1 Page #4
with dipping sauce...
dipping sauce.
You heard what he said, guys...
dipping sauce.
You know what that means, right?
Yeah, and I can feel my blood sugar
dipping right now.
- I want to eat it.
- Let's go.
It's cheaper than monkey sh*t,
and these kids can't get enough
of it in their gullet.
BOY:
Hey, what's that green stuffin the gluten-free tacos
for Terrance, the glee club,
and the other nerds?
BOY #2:
Oh, that? That's justnonchemically polluted guacamole.
BOY #1:
Wait, why did you mentionthey were nonchemically polluted?
BOY #2:
Uh, no reason.
BOY #1:
Eh, whatever. I'm hungry.
( CRUNCHING )
GIRL:
Hey, Terrance!
How's that green, gluten-free,
nonchemically polluted taco?
Maybe we need
A different city
Maybe we need
A different town
Maybe we need
A different city
Maybe we need
A different town.
Hi, guys.
Mind if I sit here?
No.
Oh, my God.
Hi. I'm Lauren.
- ( GUNFIRE )
Don't worry,
it's just another school shooting.
CNN won't even
cover them anymore.
You can chill.
Wow, rich girl
ain't f***ing around.
Where did you get
your lunch box... Tiffany's?
( LAUGHING )
Hey, you guys,
party/rave
in one of Tromaville's
356 foreclosed houses.
You all should come.
That sick party/rave
happens to be happening
in my foreclosed house,
thank you very much.
But it's only a small gathering,
so please keep it on the down low.
Gross.
Guys, guys, what with exams
coming up and whatnot,
a blowout party/rave
is just what Eugene needs!
Great.
I'm so happy for Eugene, who refers
to himself in the third person
and will finally be able to blow off
some steam at my expense.
that the stress of studying for exams
and getting into a good college
is actually worse
than the stress
our soldiers face
in Afghanistan.
- ( SNICKERS )
- The next time your car
gets blown up by an IED
or you're forced to bag the bodies
of children killed by a suicide bomber,
you tell me if that stress
is greater than getting into Hobart.
- STUDENTS:
Oh!Wow, Slater,
you have family members
in Afghanistan?
No.
But I did illegally download
"The Hurt Locker"
and got sued by the filmmakers.
You see, Lauren,
now that's stress.
Look at this b*tch
and her Jap food.
Miso soup, me so hungry.
Get away from me, you bully.
so sorry.
Fight, fight, fight, fight!
LAUREN:
What are you doing?
Punch her uterus!
( SHRIEKS )
Stop! That's enough.
You are both going to detention
after school today.
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