Porky's 3: Revenge Page #3

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In the Roman army,

there were gladiators, slaves...

horsemen and cannoneers.

Cannoneer...

I'm definitely a cannoneer.

- And Eunuchs.

- What's a Eunuch?

- It's a guy with no balls.

- I'm a horseman!

You start swimming toward us.

And make it graceful.

Come to your ladies, heroes.

Stay in formation.

- What about your cannoneer?

- Graceful!

I'm the cannoneer. What are you guys

gonna do, leave me here or what?

Back to the deep end.

Come get it, fellas.

Okay. Who wants

to get dressed first?

Come on. Come and get it.

Here, boy.

Here, boy.

Yoo-hoo!

- What are you doing?

- We're going to make a movie.

Ja, ja. A movie.

Well, Meat, we're naked in a pool.

Would you please go get our clothes?

No way. If they're making a movie,

I gotta be the main attraction.

Meat's right. Pee Wee, you go.

You're the short subject.

Ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha!

I'm naked, treading

water in a pool.

- You're making jokes.

- Jokes. Ja, ja.

Ja, ja.

- Go find a plug for the lights.

- Ja, ja. Plug.

Okay, you guys. quit stalling.

Who's gonna be first?

What the hell.

I always wanted to be a star.

Oh, he's not gonna do it.

He is gonna do it.

Get a shot ofthis, babe.

Well, girls,

how about that orgy, huh?

It's not supposed to work like this.

We're gonna get laid!

Here comes your main attraction.

Oh, no!

Oh, we're not gonna get laid.

Right!

We're not gonna get laid!

We thought we'd come back

early tojoin the...

uh, you came back a little late.

You missed a wonderful party.

Yeah, it was

really a great spread.

Your daughter Connie

really is lovely.

I hope we can call on her again.

Hey, we don't want to be rude,

but we gotta get up early for

basketball practice tomorrow.

- Well, hate to eat and run.

- You know what they say.

- The early bird gets in the bush.

- Take it easy.

You got my shoes up there?

It was the most humiliating

experience of my life.

I mean, it wasn't bad enough we're

running around the pool bare-assed...

with our winkies

flopping in the breeze...

You got a winkie, not me.

You decide you're gonna go out

and greet her folks bare-ass naked.

- Really good idea.

- I liked it. I don't care.

Oh, I'm glad you guys liked it. You love

running around naked with your friends?

- I'm watching the road.

- No, you're not watching the road!

My mom's gonna kill

me when she finds out.

Don't worry about it.

- I don't think you're in my league.

- That's what's gonna happen.

I'm gonna start hanging

out with myself.

You hang out with yourself...

a lot, by the looks of it.

Hey, you know why you're pissed off?

You're pissed off...

because you didn't

get to be a cannoneer.

When we went there, you thought it

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