Porky's Page #4

Synopsis: 1954. The sexual hijinks of a group of mid-teen male students of Angel Beach High School in Florida are presented. Their main goal is to lose their collective virginity. In the process, they embark on games of sexual innuendo with their female classmates, as witnessed by the activities of Billy, Tommy and Pee Wee in their secret surveillance. Pee Wee is the most desperate, that desperation which gets him into one predicament after another, especially as he is the butt of many a prank. A side issue for Tim, basically a good guy, is dealing with his learned racism, which comes to the surface with the arrival to their school of new student, Jewish Brian Schwartz. The sexual pursuits at the school are not limited to the student body as new boys Phys Ed coach, Roy Brackett, has a mutual attraction with cheer-leading coach, Miss Lynn Honeywell, who doesn't want to go all the way; Coach Brackett's goal is to find out why Coach Warren has nicknamed Miss Honeywell "Lassie". All these goings-on
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Bob Clark
Production: 20th Century Fox Film Corporation
  1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.2
Metacritic:
40
Rotten Tomatoes:
30%
R
Year:
1981
94 min
1,988 Views


- Yeah, we know.

- That boy really is deformed.

- I know.

- Billy, this is John Conklin.

- Hi, Conklin.

OK, Cherry, sit down.

- She touched your nuts.

- At least I got nuts.

Hey, wait. I got sloppy seconds,

you got ticklish thirds,

you got filthy fourths, you got

fall-in fifths, you're slippery sixth,

and you scrape her off

the mattress, Mickey.

OK, Cherry. Cherry, get it started.

Go ahead.

- Timmy, that's disg... Will you stop that?

- It wouldn't bother him.

Don't stop.

Come on, keep pumpin', baby. Yeah.

- You're next, Pee Wee. You're next.

- We're gonna get laid. Oh, she's hot.

- They're gonna sh*t.

- They're gonna sh*t.

They're gonna sh*t.

They're gonna sh*t.

Come on, Billy.

Go ahead. Go on.

- What are you guys doin'?

- Yeah, let's go.

- Give it to her, Billy.

- Oh, Billy. Keep pumpin'. Yeah.

Keep pumpin', Billy.

Come on, keep pumpin', Billy.

Tommy? Come on, baby.

Come on, Tommy. Get over here.

Don't stop. Billy. Oh, Billy.

- Oh, Billy. Oh, Tommy.

- Oh, sh*t.

Keep pumpin'. Come on. Come on, Billy.

Come on. Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, Billy. You're so good I can't stand it.

Come on, baby.

Don't stop.

Oh, man. This broad must be from Brooklyn.

Come on, don't stop.

Hey, Cherry. Break the window.

What's goin' on? I'll kill you, white boy.

What the hell was that?

We didn't know she was your wife.

Besides, it wasn't me, it was him.

- You're both dead men.

- What's this bullshit?

- I'll kill you all, you peckerwoods.

- Look out, Tommy. Look out.

No.

Oh, sh*t.

Come on.

This way, Meat. Meat, this way. Run. Run.

You... you sons of b*tches.

Wait, wait. Wait. Meat's still runnin'.

Come on, let's get him, guys.

- Slow night.

- Don't worry. That'll change soon enough.

What'd I tell ya?

Can't wait to hear this story.

I think I know that kid. Pee Wee Morris.

- The basketball player?

- A friend of Mickey's, my brother.

- Well, what should we do?

- Pull him over.

OK, pull over.

OK, let me see your driver's license.

Hey, Jarvis. I got

somethin' you can blow on.

Hey, Mick. It's your brother.

I got somethin'

you guys lost in the Everglades.

- You bastards. You left me out there.

- We thought you ran all the way home.

- If we hadn't seen him, he would have.

- Funny! A brother act.

- Tommy, where are my clothes?

- They're in my car.

Stop it, Meat. Come on.

Come on, let's go.

Cindy and I are bringin' the kids over

on Sunday. I'll see you then?

Get rid of the beer, Cavanaugh.

I'm sorry about that, Officer Jarvis.

See you later, boys.

Tim. You get your ass over here.

Ginny, why don't you and

the girls go inside?

- Yes, sir?

- I heard you ran tail-ass from some n*gger.

- No, we didn't.

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Bob Clark

Benjamin "Bob" Clark (August 5, 1939 – April 4, 2007) was an American actor, director, screenwriter and producer best known for directing and writing the script with Jean Shepherd to the 1983 Christmas film A Christmas Story. Although he worked primarily in the United States, from 1973 to 1983 he worked in Canada and was responsible for some of the most successful films in Canadian film history such as Black Christmas (1974), Murder by Decree (1979), Tribute (1980), and Porky's (1982). more…

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