Pooh's Heffalump Movie

Deep in the

Hundred Acre Wood...

Where Christopher Robin plays...

You'll find

the enchanted neighborhood...

Of Christopher's

childhood days...

This is one of my

favorite once-upon-a-times...

...although I'm not quite sure

which time it was once upon.

But it had been so nice and summery

in the Hundred Acre Wood...

...and the sunshine

was as warm as a blanket.

And the streams

were gurgling happily.

As happily as a tumbly

full of honey...

...which is very happy.

But all that changed when...

...the stranger came.

Honey.

Honey.

Oh! Oh!

Oh, bother.

Oh, d-d-dear!

Oh, my!

It's got me!

Ah!

Huh?

Dear Roo. All excited

to go out already?

You're not

even dressed yet.

Mama, did you

hear that sound?

What sort of sound, dear?

I don't know.

It was sort of strange.

And kind of neat.

- Oh, the bother...

- Did it sound something like that?

No, Mama.

That's a Pooh Bear.

Good morning, Pooh.

What? Oh, well, uh,

good morning, Roo.

I wish it was.

A good morning, that is.

- Why? What happened?

- Many things.

- Many strange things.

- Oh, dear.

I'm sorry, Roo.

I must be going.

Where was I? Oh, bother.

- Oh, d-d-d-dear. Oh!

- Good morning, Piglet.

What happened?

Where's everybody going?

To Rabbit's house.

He'll know what to do.

I hope.

Whatever do you

suppose is going on?

I'm gonna go see.

Have fun, dear.

Come home when I call.

Yes, Mama.

Pooh! Piglet! Wait for me!

Hold tight, Piglet.

Pooh! Piglet! Tigger!

- It's a Hundred Acre "catastrophide"!

- Help!

Open up

in the name of us!

Quick, Rabbit! Help!

All right.

Uh, what?

- Thank goodness you're all right.

- It came at me!

- I heard this neat sound.

- Terrible.

- What's this all about?

- It chilled me to the bone.

- I was asleep.

- Something like...

...this.

- One at a time!

Thank you.

Now, what is going...

Me! Pick me! Me, me, me!

- Tigger?

- There I was...

...sleeping,

dreaming Tiggerish dreams.

And suddenly

everything starts shaking.

And there's stuff

falling everywhere.

And then it stops.

And I look around.

And there it wasn't, my most

"favoritest" family portrait.

It was clean gone.

Did it look something

like this, Tigger?

Yeah, it was...

Actually, it had

a little less Pooh in it.

I see.

And, uh, Pooh Bear,

what about you?

Well, whatever it was,

it ate my honey. Oh...

And... Aw!

Well, actually, I ate my honey.

- But it made me do it.

- Humph.

I was asleep in bed, and I heard

this neat trumpety sound, and...

Thank you, Roo. Very good.

Now, Piglet, tell us

what happened to you.

Actually, I-I-I'd like

very much to forget.

Well, what we have here

is a mystery...

- Wow!

- ...of the most mysterious kind.

Hey, everybody.

Look what I found.

It's a swimming pool.

The sky has finally fallen.

Always knew it would.

Oh, m-m-m-my!

It looks like a footprint.

That's "impossibibble. "

A footprint, indeed. Anyone

can see it's only a... A... A...

Rabbit, what sort of creature

do you suppose...

...would be attached

to a foot that...

...big?

There's only one thing

it could be.

A Heffalump.

Excuse me.

What's a Heffalump?

What's a Heffalump?

Everyone knows

what a Heffalump's like...

It's got fiery eyes

and a tail with a spike...

Claws on its paws

are sharp as a tack...

And wing-a-ma-things

coming out of its back...

- Out of its back?

- Of course, Roo. Precisely.

"Exact-tickally. "

Its bottom is up

and its top's really down...

So its nose is its tail

or the other way 'round...

Yeah, and it's wide as a river

and tall as a tree...

- Imagine gigantic

- And times it by three...

- It clomps here and there

- It stomps to and fro...

- Got three horns above

- And eleven below...

- Those are its good points

- There's much more to know...

About the

dreadfully dreaded...

Thoroughly three-headed

Horribly hazardous Heffalumps...

Wow. Neat.

Neat? It's most

certainly not neat.

Everyone knows

they lurk and they creep...

The best time to see one

is when it's asleep...

If you sneak up

behind it and get it to jump...

You can tell which part's

Heffa-hee-hee...

And which part is lump...

They'll steal all your

honey and eat your last crust...

Stomp on your house

till it's nothing but dust...

The worst part of all is...

They're different

from us?

They're the

dreadfully dreaded...

Thoroughly three-headed

Fiercely ferociously...

Mostly atrociously

Horribly hazardous...

Heffalumps...

Yeah!

And they live

right over there.

Heffalump Hollow.

Oh, oh, d-d-d-d-dear!

I know. I know.

Let's go get them.

Capture a Heffalump?

Ha-ha. Impossible.

Besides, it's never been done.

Then we'd be

the first to do it.

It'd be fun.

It'd be an adventure.

It'd be...

...an "expotition. "

- Hmm.

- Hmm.

Yes. Well, now that I think

of it, it would be a first.

- Mm-hmm.

- Oh, yes.

The first Heffalump expedition

in history.

Oh, splendid idea.

Glad I thought of it.

Of course, capturing a Heffalump

is a perilous affair.

Meticulous planning

is called for.

But how does one capture

a Heffalump?

How, you ask?

It's quite simple, really.

Come back with your equipment

and I'll show you how it's done.

Humph.

Woo-hoo!

Ohhh!

All right. Let's see

what everyone's brought.

Hoo-hoo-hoo!

Has anyone brought

anything useful?

I brought some rope.

Rope, yes. My thought exactly.

Thank you, Roo.

You see, a simple piece of rope

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