Piranha 3DD

It seem like only yesterday the

party would go on forever

but in just 12 short months the place

known as America's Spring Break Capital

has become a virtual ghost town.

Who can forget the devastating attack

on Lake Victoria that left scores of young

people dead and a community

in shocked and who

could've guess that

this hell on earth

would be rocked by a species

of Piranha believed to be

extinct for the 2 million years

A massive eradication program have left

these waters once teeming with life

silence and dead after a massive

exorcist most property abandoned

the local economy

fell in ruins. Lake Victoria is now a

quarantine area only weeds grow on

beaches where thousand once soaked-up

the sun and the only boats that remained

are dusty relics littering the shoreline.

As we look back from the anniversary

of this tragic event, we left to wonder

if it happened here can it happen again?

and if so, where?

I got my foot stuck

-There she is right there

-Is she dead?

You got big

Yeah, I took second place

in gunning last year

Oh hell, it something around its belly,

find out whats going on down there

There's something in there

-Holy-fine-baby-sh*t

-God-damn-piece-of-crap

I got a lighter, that smell is awful

That's just a gas you damn coward

Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t!

Get away

Hey, it's time to get wet again

Come on down, all my girls are hot

and single

and ready to party with someone like you

-You!

-Put her down boys

So, if you want to cool off, come

on down to the hottest hole in town

Remember double D's swims free

-Oh boy, hold on. Shut it!, shut it!

-Cut!

-Hey!

-Hai

I've to cut some off the pass, here you go

Keep them wet

-and are you guys friends of someone

-Maddy

Get over here and give your step dad a hug

Chet, tell me you did

not fire our old

life guards and replace

them with strippers

-Water-certified strippers

-Really?

-More than that pumpkin

-Unbelievable

Hey listen, before you sweet

mother died God-bless her soul,

she made me promised her to

keep this water park running

I am just going to make

sure that I provide

for you as well as she did, I'm your daddy

now, we're so lucky to have each other

Wow Chet sometimes I think you really

believe whats coming out of your mouth

Believe me doll, you're going to love this

Adult pool?

We are going to make BIG on this

-What do you think?

-I think this is very expensive joke

World's first strip club in a water

park, that's a stroke of genius

No, no, no

Oh, don't worry about that,

we put a little bit of

chlorine, sulfuric

acid into the pool,

it sanitizes everything

Hey Kiki, why don't you get your ass out of the pool

Russian, she's a doctor

Keep you eyes over there on the

flat screen TV

Check it out

That is disgusting

-Do not touch it

-I'm getting rid of it

Don't you touch it

That's not your call

Don't you forget that i'm

still half owner of this place

Oh! Is that right? Raise your hand if you

own 51% of this Water Park

Now, raise your hand if your

-Hey guys

-Hey Maddy

How are you

Well this is a summer show

she finally obtained from accidents

Shut up!

She's afraid to have sex

because her slutty cousin

Stop it!

Here he comes, the boy is going

to pop her cherry

He just doesn't know it yet

Stop it

Hey Maddy, what do you

think of all the changes around here?

-Josh meet Monique. Hi

-Come on

What am I? The last

guy to know you're back?

Hi

-How are you?

-I miss you Me too

Bet you wish you were in

grad school this summer huh?

-I can't believe what Chet done

-I know

This place is everything to me,

working here, hanging out

I know, I miss those moments too

So look now that you're back

Hey you guys are you

sure that such a good idea?

Better not be any underage

drinking going on here

Come on man, I'm on duty

We got fireworks, decent exposure,

probable drugs, definite drugs

Major had to rate you off

I don't see what he has that I don't have

I heard you're back in town so I

figured I stop by and say hi

and I also feel that I should say

something about that time we talked

You don't have to, long distance

relationship real.....

-but you're back now

-For the summer

Shouldn't you be interested in something

-I got be on duty, so...

-Okay

Welcome back

-I have a little party tonight

-Yeah. Yeah me too

I love the water

It's a really...

wet

-What are you thinking about?

-Nothing much

Lets take off all our clothes

and go swimming

Okay cool, sure

-Turn around

-Right, sorry

Shelby

Shelby

Shelby

-Are coming in or what?

-Yeah, I'm coming

No funny stuff, okay?

Alright

-What are you doing?

-You want some of this?

-You want some?

-You're not suppose to splash me back

-What?

-I just felt something

-Is that you?

-What are you talking about?

-What're you doing?

-I didn't

-Well what ever it is I don't like it

-I didn't do anything

-Shelby, where are you going?

-I'm cold, I'm getting out

-You have to do it

-Okay fine

Dear Lord,

-Come on

-Okay, dear Lord

Please forgive us for what

we are about to do

We each know that having relations

before marriages is a sin

but

We know that we'll be forgiven for it

because...

we're praying about it

-Amen

-Amen

-You can f*** me now

-Amen

-Look at this

-What?

Do you like that?

It's mine

Don't make me cuff the other one

-We're moving ,Travis

-I know

-I know

-No

Look, you idiot

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