Pee-wee's Big Holiday Page #4

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Nine hundred ninety-nine thousand

Nine hundred ninety-nine

Bottles of pop on the wall

Nine hundred ninety-nine thousand

Bottles of pop on the wall

Nine hundred ninety-nine thousand

Nine hundred ninety-nine

You take one down and pass it around

Nine hundred ninety-nine thousand

Nine hundred ninety-eight

Bottles of pop on the wall

Nine hundred fifty-five

You take one down and pass it around

Nine hundred ninety-nine thousand

Nine hundred fifty-four

Bottles of pop on the wall

A traffic light!

Just like I've seen in

National Geographic!

I hope I'm not tempting fate

by saying this out loud,

but my very first holiday

is off to a perfect start!

Uh-oh, those nice women are in trouble!

Hitchhikers!

Hop in!

Where you headed?

- Hello...

- Drive, pip-squeak.

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my gosh!

Time is of the essence, Daddy-o.

Put the pedal to the metal!

Oh, my gosh! Oh, my...

Ow!

Floor it, worm!

Hey!

Watch where you're going, maniac!

Why are the cops after us?

Are you guys witches?

Never ask a wimp to do a lady's job.

- Ooh!

- Faster, granny!

Please, don't make me

wreck Little Connie!

This is one moving violation

after another!

Ladies, hold on to your switchblades!

- Congrats, twerp.

- You're a criminal.

We just fed you.

Listen, ladies, it's been real

and it's been fun.

But has it been real fun? Mmm-mmm.

Nope.

Come on, let me go.

I gotta get to New York City,

to my friend's birthday party.

I don't care if your friend

is the Queen of England

and she's throwing her

100th birthday party

in the Statue of Liberty's underpants!

You're not leaving this motel room.

Hey, Pepper.

He seems okay.

Maybe we can trust him.

No way!

He'll go and squeal to the cops.

- But I...

- Pipe down, squirrel!

My name's not Squirrel.

It's Pee-wee.

What's so funny?

We never introduced ourselves.

I'm Pepper.

Freckles.

My name's Bella. Nickname...

Pee-wee.

Your name's Pee-wee?

Yeah, Pee-wee.

I've never met another one.

Me neither.

Uh... Pee-wee and Pee-wee.

Touching.

Gets me right here.

Can someone get me a tissue?

Police! We have you surrounded!

Open up!

Oh, thank goodness you're here, officers!

Ladies, you're under arrest.

Mmm-hmm.

For being too hot!

Fooled ya, girls!

I got these hunks out of the yellow pages.

Pillow fight!

"Pee-wee,

we will always have our name.

This is for you.

- Sincerely, Pee-wee."

Great, Little Connie's gone.

Perfect!

It's all good.

No worries.

- Same difference!

- Pardon me.

Sir?

Everything okay?

My car's been stolen.

That's terrible.

Well...

I'm heading east.

Need a lift?

You are a life-saver!

I'm no hero.

Just a traveling salesman.

- Hey, don't forget your coffee.

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