Pee-wee's Big Holiday Page #3

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you don't know who I am?

How could I?

Why would I?

I'm Joe...

Manganiello.

Well, pleasure to meet you,

Joe Man...

Manganiello.

Sorry, trick ear.

One more time.

Manganiello.

I'm an actor.

I'm told show business

can be very competitive,

so hang on to your dreams

and who knows?

I wish you luck, Joe Man...

- Certainly you've heard of True Blood?

- Uh-uh.

- Magic Mike?

- Hmm, you'd think so, but no.

Man, you're so real.

That's what I like about you, Pee-wee.

You're normal.

Your miniature world is awesome.

Hey, what's on the other side

of those railroad tracks?

Beyond Fairville?

I don't know, I've never been there.

Never?

May I tell you something

I've never told anyone?

Sure.

What is it?

Once upon a time, I won a contest.

A trip to Salt Lake City, Utah.

But I never made it to Salt Lake City.

Or Utah.

Long story short...

I came back with a metal plate in my head.

- That explains why you don't travel.

- Hmm...

Do you ever get worried

that life's just passing you by?

Ha!

What could possibly be going on out there

that I haven't tried already in Fairville?

- You ever been in a fight?

- No.

- You ever broken a rule?

- No!

You ever had two women fight over you?

Uh...

Have I? No.

Breaking rules and breaking hearts,

that's what life's all about.

I believe in fate.

And I think I know why you and I met.

You're gonna leave Fairville...

and you're gonna take a holiday.

I got your reason right here.

What is it? What?

I want you to be at my birthday party.

New York City!

How would I ever...

I couldn't possibly...

This is all happening so fast.

See you in five days, brother.

"Five days"?

"Brother"?

- I've never even been on an airplane.

- No!

The only thing you're gonna

learn about yourself on a plane

is that you like the honey-roasted peanuts

better than the plain-salted.

If you're really hungry,

the open road is a smorgasbord

of life experience.

A few days on the open road

is worth a lifetime in Fairville.

The way I see it, Pee-wee Herman,

you got a choice to make.

Stick around here...

...or live a little.

Stick around here...

or live a little.

What should I do?

I wish I had some kind of sign.

Whoa, that's a big apple.

Big Apple!

That's it! Bingo!

- Can I get anybody more water?

- Where's my order?

Where's the food?

I'm starving!

Bev, my lunch break is practically over!

Me hungry!

Shoot! Heck! Darn!

MK@mal

Pee-wee, where have you been?

I'm leaving town.

I won't be at work tomorrow

or the next day or the day after that.

I'm taking a holiday.

Come on, Little Connie.

We're going to New York City!

One million bottles of pop on the wall

One million bottles of pop

You take one down and pass it around

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