Pee-wee's Big Adventure

Look out, Mr. Potato Head!

Good morning, Speck!

Me, too. Come on.

Let's get some breakfast.

Mad dog!

Good morning, Pee-wee.

Good morning, Mr. Breakfast.

Can I have my "Mr. T" cereal?

I pity the poor fool

who don't eat my cereal!

Here, Speck.

Welp, I'm off.

You be good.

Good morning, Mr. Crabtree.

Good morning, Pee-wee.

I'm going to water my lawn.

Good morning. I'm here.

You're the best bike in the whole world.

Brush-brush-brush.

Brush-brush-brush.

Good morning, Pee-wee.

Hello, Francis.

Today is my birthday. My father said

I can have anything I want.

Good for you and your father.

Guess what I want?

A new brain?

No. Your bike.

What's so funny, Pee-wee?

It's not for sale, Francis.

My father says, "Everything

is negotiable," Pee-wee.

I wouldn't sell my bike for anything.

Not for a hundred, billion,

million, trillion dollars.

-You're crazy.

-I know you are, but what am I?

-You're a nerd.

-I know you are, but what am I?

-You're an idiot.

-I know you are, but what am I?

I know you are, but what am I?

I know you are, but what am I?

I know you are, but what am I?

-I know you are, but what am I?

-Infinity!

-I'm not, you are.

-You are.

-No way!

-No way!

-Knock it off!

-Knock it off!

-Cut it out!

-Cut it out!

-Shut up!

-Make me.

Why don't you make me?

Because I don't make monkeys,

I just train them.

Pee-wee, listen to reason.

I'm listening to reason.

That's my name, don't wear it out.

Remember when I first saw your bike?

You rode past my house, and I ran out

to tell you how much I liked it.

I love that story.

You'll be sorry, Pee-wee Herman.

I meant to do that.

My good friend, Pee-wee!

Hi, Mario.

Are you just browsing today?

Sort of. I wanted to stock up

on some supplies.

Help yourself.

How do you like school?

Closed.

What?

I got some new items

you might be interested in.

Box for Pee-wee.

New, improved, squirting flower.

Fake blood, or is it?

Super stink-bomb?

Have some.

Shrunken head?

Regular size?

Trick gum?

Headlight glasses?

And direct from Australia,

The Boomerang Bow-Tie!

Come in red?

I'll be right back.

-What's up, man?

-How's it going?

Is Dottie still working on your bike?

No, I've got it back already.

What's she doing to it?

I can't talk about it.

James Bond kind of stuff.

Dottie's radical with bikes.

I say we cruise, dudes.

It's getting hot in here.

It's steamy.

I'm sweating.

Is my horn ready yet?

It's ready. It should be

loud enough for you now.

Where is it? Let's hear it.

Wait. I want to talk to you first.

You are talking to me.

No, I want your undivided attention.

This is important.

I want to ask you something.

I want to know,

if you will do something?

What?

I want to know if you'll

go someplace with me.

Like where?

The drive-in.

Look, Dottie, I like you.

Like! I like you.

I like you, too.

There are a lot of things about me

you don't know anything about.

Things you wouldn't understand,

you couldn't understand.

Things you shouldn't understand.

I don't understand.

You don't want to get mixed up with me.

I'm a Ioner, Dottie. A rebel.

So long, Dot.

Are you the owner?

Yes. That's me. They call me Chuck.

Can I do anything?

We're losing time!

Set up a dragnet!

Comb the whole area! Hurry!

I'm afraid we can't consider your bike

being stolen a police emergency.

If it doesn't turn up, come to

the station and fill out a report.

That's the best we can do.

Come on, let's go.

Where are you going?

To find my bike!

Why exactly do you believe

the Soviets were involved?

Let me be honest. Hundreds of bikes

are stolen every month.

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