Parker's Anchor Page #5

How is Drew?

How is Drew Barrymore seen and thought of in Los Angeles,

now, something I've wondered for a long time,

but we just haven't talked,

but thought maybe you would know,

'cause I'm just kinda not in the loop like you are.

- Yeah, Drew and I aren't really together anymore.

- You and Drew Barrymore were a thing?

See, you never told me that.

- You are such an idiot (laughs).

- You're an idiot.

- Will you go get some clothes on?

- So just because Krystal's here,

that means I don't get to do my normal routine?

And take my clothes off when I walk in the front door.

- Krystal, if you want, I'll make breakfast.

- I mean, I'm just trying to be myself.

This time, I happened to sing a song, not unheard of.

- Kevin, you want breakfast?

- I feel like you're not even listening to me.

- [Corinne] Oh, we are listening to all of your words.

- [Kevin] Oh, great.

- Do you want breakfast?

- Sure.

- [Corinne] How was the game?

- [Kevin] Uh, it was good, we had a lot of fun.

- [Krystal] Does that mean you lost?

- No, it doesn't mean we lost.

It means I'm trying to instill in the kids

that it's more important to have fun

than to win or lose.

- That's a good lesson.

- Thanks, they totally haven't grasped it.

- Mm, you're the head coach now?

- I am, yeah, which I like, and I think the kids

look up to me and respect me, probably 'cause my style

is pretty on par.

- [Krystal] Obviously, yeah.

- He totally gets it from me.

- I notice the Christmas decorations are out

before Thanksgiving.

- Hey, it's two days away.

- You're a crazy person now.

- [Kevin] Oh, so she wasn't always crazy?

- I will leave them there until after Thanksgiving.

- [Krystal] There?

- Yes, it's nice to have them out and ready to go.

Look, it may be Black Friday for the rest of America,

but for us, it is Christmas Tree Friday.

- You've changed, I don't even know who you are.

- So, I dropped some food on my boxers.

Um, but it's cool, I'm just gonna take 'em off,

so everyone, carry on.

- I've got nowhere to go, but I'm gonna get ready.

- So it's just me and you.

- I have to finish getting ready for work.

Oh, remind me I have something important to tell you.

- Okay.

That worked better than I thought.

I've got eggs on this one

Pancakes on this one

(murmuring and humming)

Time between us

Than most have in years

I try to find an occupation

Something to pass the time

The distance is real

Without our line

- Bartender, let me get two Adios Amgioses.

- No.

That says it all

All my life

- So, did you pick a song?

- No.

- Why, I told you, you are singing,

so you need to pick a song.

- I don't even know these songs.

I got this for you.

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