Parker's Anchor Page #4

- Yeah, we really are.

- I'm happy for you.

- I'm one of the lucky ones, and I know that.

- I thought I was one of the lucky ones,

but I guess the odds were stacked against us,

so we couldn't both be the lucky ones.

- Okay, we all thought that he was a great guy,

taking you away on some grand adventure.

- [Krystal] I'm so embarrassed.

- [Corinne] Why are you embarrassed?

- We're just a statistic now.

We're just another marriage that didn't work out.

- Is there any way you might work it out?

- What kind of a guy packs his bags and leaves his wife

days after, like, crushing medical news?

No, I don't think we're ever getting back together.

I could never trust him again.

- Well, did you guys ever talk about adoption?

I mean, I know that that's not the same,

but there are so many kids who need a loving home,

and that's exactly what you could have given.

- When the doctor told me I couldn't have kids,

I was devastated and I didn't even want to discuss adoption,

but it didn't matter anyway, because when the doctor

asked Drew about it, he said no.

- Why?

- He said he didn't have that kind of time.

It could take years and he had already wasted so much time.

- Wow.

I am, I am sorry, Krys.

You know what?

You deserve better than that pudding-head.

You want another glass?

- No, I think I'm gonna turn in.

- Me too.

- [Krystal] Good night, Corinne.

- [Corinne] Good night, Krys.

- Thank you for giving me a good day today.

- Dits, bae.

It's ovulation time

Yes, it's ovulation time

I know because you set an alarm on my phone

So here I am in our home

It's time to make a baby

Gonna do that with my baby

And just so you're aware

I know I rhymed baby with baby

And I don't care

It's time to romance my wife

Gonna spend the next nine months

Preparing for a new little life

My wife's gonna get real big

My wife's gonna get real fat fat Fat fat

But I'm still gonna love her

I might love her more

And why do you think I would say that, that

'Cause this gives me opportunity

To blame my weight on sympathy

She will be so B-E-A-yoo-ti-ful

With a little baby growing inside of her

And now it's baby-making time

Apparently on the couch

'Cause nothing gets her in the mood

Quite like a rhyme

And I'm no slouch

(Krystal applauding slowly)

Oh, on the couch.

- [Corinne] Yeah.

- Krystal's here.

Hi, Krystal.

- Hi, Kevin.

Do you want to move so you guys can have the couch?

- No, no, no, no, you're fine, we'll, we'll readjust, yeah.

- Welcome home.

- [Kevin] Hi, missed ya, so aren't you ovulate--

- [Corinne] No, not now.

- Don't you guys like talk about--

- Not now.

- Okay.

So Krystal, I didn't know you were coming.

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