One Night at McCool's Page #4
and then you or whoever
comes to my rescue
and takes me home, and then...
He like shows up
and we rob you.
What?
We rob you.
I mean, do you believe that?
I'm shocked.
I- I take it this is
something that
you-you've done before?
Just a couple of times.
I know it sounds sick,
but you don't know Utah, he's nuts.
How does he know
where we are, anyway?
I'm supposed to
call him and tell him.
You-you haven't
done that yet, have you?
Of course not!
Oh, good.
Good...
Um...okay.
I got it.
Don't call him.
Let's call the police instead.
Not if you ever
want to see me again.
Oh, right.
Y'know, I generally
think better
with my shoes on, so...
This guy Utah,
is he a mormon?
Uh, I wouldn't say that.
Oh. I didn't think so.
You know, this guy...
He sounds like
a ma Jor piece of sh*t, you know?
You wouldn't be
talkin' about me,
would ya, loverboy?
Wh-why didn't you call?
I was Just about to.
Has this guy
Old TV, a VCR.
He's got a boom box,
but only one speaker works.
A Mr Coffee machine.
Telephone, um...
Oh yeah, and one light
hooked upto the clapper.
Hey, that was my mom's.
Shut your f***in' mouth!
You stand there,
you call me a piece of sh*t!
Huh? I'm the piece of sh*t?
I'm here with my lady,
you understand?
It is a touchy situation!
Has he got a car?
No.
No?
He's pathetic!
You-you don't
got a car?
Everybody's
got a car today -
Even bums don't
not got a car!
What do you do when
you take a chick out,
you go on a bus?
Think you're gonna
get laid on a bus?
Think you're gonna
give some chick
the f***in' monster on a bus?
Huh?
I got a car...
The "piece of sh*t's" got a car!
What about Jewelry,
has he got Jewelry?
Just a Swatch
Nice leather band, though.
Oh yeah?
Take it off.
C'mon, you're so slow.
It's right over here.
Awright, you're up,
slugger, let's go.
You want me to open it?
No, I want you
to dance with it -
Move!
Okay.
And if there's
a gun in there, Just leave it.
'Cause you'll
pull it out, you'll get nervous,
you'll wind upmiss in' me,
then I gotta do
what I gotta do with what I got.
Look at me.
Look at me
when I talk to you!
I can't look at you
and look at the safe at the same time.
Oh, excuse me, okay.
You're the big-shot now,
I'm nobody, right?
Okay, I'm over here now.
Excuse me.
Got any other features
on this watch?
It's got a stopwatch.
It's got a stopwatch?
how to use it.
It's simple,
it's this button -
Oh...
What happened?
He was gonna kill you.
Really?
I mean,
he was Just -
He could definitely
tell that there was
something going on
between us, y'know?
How?
Because I've never
actually slept with
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