One Night at McCool's Page #3

# The way you move #

# Your sexy body #

# Makes me want to

get to know you #

# A little bit better...#

A woman after

my own heart - heh-heh.

Hun-hun.

You have no idea

what this woman is capable of.

I guess you don't have to

worry about that anymore,

do you?

I don't think of myself

as the kind of person

who's in this kind of office.

When I think about people

who are in therapy,

these are people who don't

have their lives in control.

I am -

I'm in control of my life,

my life is-is in control,

that is not a problem for me.

What about the woman

you mentioned?

Right. Uh...

It started

one night at McCool's...

Its a kind of

a low-rent Joint

Ordinarily I would

never be seen dead

in a place like this

Hey! Who wants to take the plunge?

But on this particular night,

Karen had taken the kids

to Ohio to visit her mom

So I decided to

dropin on my cousin,

who I hadn't seen

in a long time

We re talking about

an adult

who thinks it's fun

to drink out of

a toilet plunger.

I mean, this is

the mentality we're dealing with here.

Let's Just stay focused

on the woman, okay?

Right.

The woman, okay

Well, I look across the room

and I saw

...a very beautiful woman.

I hung around

hoping shed come back,

but she didn t

Okay, time for me to go.

It was pretty late,

and I d had a few drinks

And there she was

Girl:

I'm Just a little bit nervous.

How do I look?

She was with this guy,

and I thought maybe

this is not the best time

to hit on

this particular woman

What is this,

PMS week?

So I got in my car and

I don't know, I started

to doze off a little,

and I hear all this

screaming and cursing.

Girl:

Don't touch me, a**hole!

I'm gettin' out!

Bartender:

Hey!

Wow.

Tits.

Driver:

F*** you!

Therapist:

And you didn't try to help?

Oh, I would have.

But?

I may have fallen asleep.

You should know -

I was practically

forced into this.

Bartender:

Jewel?

Jewel?

I, uh...

I suppose

it's not gonna help

If i tell you

that was really amazing?

I know it was.

That's the problem.

To tell ya the truth...

I only took

one psychology course

in Junior college,

I know there's

supposed to be this thing

where you're sad

or you're guilty after...

Well, I personally

don't suffer from that.

It's not that.

Don't you see?

That guy tonight -

Oh - oh, that creep

in the firebird?

I know that guy.

Of course

you know the guy.

Let's face it,

you're not the type of girl

who Just Jumps into a car

with some smelly guy

that you don't even know,

I know that.

No...

He and I are...

doing this...

thing.

Oh, sh*t, I really like you.

What do you mean by "thing"?

He and I get in this fight,

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