On Set: The Making of 'A Christmas Wedding Tail' Page #3

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Oh, Christmas.

I love Christmas.

Yeah, me too.

It's the time of year I can remember

my whole family being together.

Mm.

Yeah.

- Are you hungry?

- Yeah, I'm starving.

That's good, 'cause I had the chef

make something special for us.

- Shall we?

- We shall.

Let's do it. All right.

- There it is.

- There you go.

Oh, that smells delicious.

Sir.

Okay.

Wow, thanks, Frank.

It's a special mixture

of black truffles, sausage

and oyster stuffing

in one stunning chicken.

Okay.

Or I'll be right back.

- That's Frank.

- Yeah, he's a keeper.

He's my boy. He's my boy.

Speaking of chicken,

did you know

that the longest recorded flight

of a chicken was 13 seconds?

No, I did not know that.

I am an encyclopedia

of useless information.

Well, if you're speaking of poultry, did

you know that Donald Duck's middle name

was Fauntleroy?

- Fascinating.

How about this one?

Cookie Monster's first name--

Sid.

Sorry. Yeah, food.

That was very impressive.

Wow. Well, I guess we know

our children's programs here.

Apparently.

- Hey, I actually wanted to talk--

- You know, there's something

I wanted to tell you.

Sorry, you go ahead.

Go ahead.

No, I insist.

- I have three boys.

- I have two children.

What?

Really?

I can't believe

you just said that.

You don't know how worried

I was to tell you that.

No, I was worried that you were--

not that you were gonna say,

but I was" I didn't want

to say it too. I'm--

Can I show you pictures?

Yes, please.

This is so great.

I had no idea.

- Really?

- Yes.

- Why would you lie?

- I know.

- Oh.

- That's my youngest.

That's Emma.

She's seven.

Oh, I bet she loves

ponies and Barbies and--

More like spiders and frogs

and snakes.

You know, anything that slithers

or spits venom-- she's probably got it.

Still, she's adorable.

She's a cutie.

And this is my oldest,

just turned 11,

loves anything

with a ball or a puck.

Oh, he's so handsome.

What's his name?

Her name is Madison.

It's a girl?

She wanted to join

the rugby team.

I had to draw the line somewhere.

I hope I'm not scaring you right now.

No no, not at all.

In fact, here you go.

The one on the left is Logan.

He is going to be the first

nine-year-old

with his own

four-star restaurant.

- That's amazing.

- Well, maybe he can help me out

'cause I can barely boil

a pot of water.

The one in the middle is Josh.

He is gonna be the next

Mark Zuckerberg.

Is he really?

I don't know where he finds

the time to study though.

He's always tinkering around

on his computer.

And who's this little guy

on the end?

Oh, that's my Ryan.

He's too young.

He doesn't know what he wants to be.

He's a snappy dresser.

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