Neal 'N' Nikki Page #4

Wow!

Ok, there are no whales in Africa.

I know.. I couldn't save them.

Oh no! I'm so sorry,

you poor baby.

I know this really great place.

You can actually view the

whales in their natural habitat..

..do you want to come?

- Yes.

Really? - Yes.

Ok, come on lets go

- Let's go.

You can see the whales if

we swim just past that island.

Oh! And the water...its going to be

little bit cold but dont worry.

Once you jump in your body heat

is going to heat it up.

It makes it nice and hot.

I can't believe it, it's been so long

since I've brought anyone out here.

Are you ready. - Yes.

Are you excited? - Totally.

I'm so excited.

Arent you coming in?

Hello? - ls this Neal?

Yes.

Are you the idiot who took me

to the hotel last night?

Yes, I mean no.

What? Did you take me to the

Thorny Rhino or not?

Yes! But, but but...l mean no

You mean you were not the

naked guy with me in the hotel room?

No! I mean yes! I mean no!

Neal I'm feeling cold.

Aren't you coming in?

Oh my God! Are you in hotel room

with a naked girl right now?

Yes. I mean no.

Eeww what a creep!

You will meet me in half an hour

at the Bayview Bar!

I want to know, what you were

doing with me last night.

I havent told the police

to take any action yet..

..but if you dont show up,

I will personally come and cut off your...

I'll be there.

May I help you?

Youre fired!

You cant fire me. - Why not?

Because I quit.

Hi, I'm Neal.

Ok.. nothing happened last night,

its a big misunderstanding!

In fact I was on a date,

and you were drunk..

...and you came on to me and...

What?

I went to the hotel with you?

- Yes.

How drunk was I?

What do you mean?

Never mind, why did you

take me to a hotel?

Because you told me

to take you home!

I said home, not the Thorny Rhino!

And if my friend..

..hadnt called last night,

God knows what would have happened!

But nothing happened!

- I know!

Good. Then I'm glad

this is all cleared up.

I'm out of here! - No, sit!

Theres one thing I cant understand.

Why were you naked?

Did I tell you to take off your clothes?

Yes, I mean no.

Look I'm going to count to ten,

and if you don't tell me...

...what you were doing with me

in the hotel room..

...l will scream rape!

You dont know me, I will do it! One....

Two

3-4-5-6-7-8-9-1 O

Ok look, I went for a shower

and when I came out..

...I saw that the towels were

placed next to you. - Why?

Because the hotel staff must

have put them there.

No stupid,

why did you go for a shower?

Because I felt like it!

I dont believe this!

Do you really think I want to be

anywhere near a desperate, alcoholic".

...crazy, stupid, dumb bimbo,

who thinks that she can get a date..

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