National Lampoon's Gold Diggers Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2003
- 90 min
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Which of you two elegant gentlemen
Is Cal?
These are for you, Miss Mundt.
Oh. ..please.
Call me Betty.
Howvery asian of you.
What? What?
when he gets nervous.
Oh...
Oh.
Sweet.
Would you two boys care for a, uh,
Sake martini?
Do you want to go into
the living room and sit?
Let's...let's go into the living room
And sit.
Um, I just wanna say I feel terrible
About what I did to yourtesticles.
They swelled up
like grapefruit, ma'am.
Actually, it was more like tomatoes,
Two big, bright red
beefsteak tomatoes.
Yes.
Beefsteak. Yeah.
Would you boys like
a nice piece of candy
To suckle on?
Thank you, ma'am.
Come on.
Come on. Here.
Here you go.
Got one.
There was a... Hair on it.
I retain water like the hoover dam.
Have you ever seen
the hoover dam?
Betty:
I have that kind of bloat.So, uh, howdoes it feel
to be out and about?
Well, ma'am, this may come
as a complete surprise to you,
But prison life...
Isn't for everybody.
Especially us.
And I wouldjust like to say that
Me and Cal are real
sorry we tried to rob you
In that filthy, filthy alley.
You weren't planning on
molesting us, were you?
Molesting?
With what?
These boys are not molesters, Doris.
They'rejust criminals.
And Pmjust curious...
Why the sudden change
of heart, Miss Mundt?
Betty is fine, Leonard.
Hmmph! I'm so relieved to hearthat.
You know, um,
looking at those suits,
I can only begin to imagine
Howbrutal life has been for you.
All you boys need
Is one good break.
That would be nice, Miss Mundt.
Betty, Lenny.
Your last name is Lenny?
L gotta pee.
I gotta pee in the house.
I gotta pee, see?
Down the hall and to the right.
Oh, and don't forget to lift the seat
Because we would hate to
have any tinkle on ourtushies.
Cal:
Lenny, you wannacome with me?
Oh, isn't it cute?
They go to the bathroom
togetherjust like girls.
Marry Betty and Doris?
The Mundt sisters?
The two out there
in the living room?
I'm telling you. they're perfect.
It's brilliant. It's the
answerto all our problems.
I'm gettin'that bad feeling again.
Hey, hey, hey-
Once we take that
long, terrible walk
Down the aisle and stammer out I do,
We become the legal
Now, stick with the plan.
And we kill 'em.
You got that?
Yes.
Let me hear you say it.
then kill 'em.
Perfect.
They're lonely, wealthy women
Lookin'for some lovin'
In their waning, waning years.
You think that's--
that's why they invited us here?
A-and dropped the charges?
Of course, Len.
Are you kidding me?
To broads like that,
You and me are fresh, young meat
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