Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List Page #4
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We're 21st-century new yorkers.
We don't believe in god.
We don't believe in anything.
Whoa, I don't
not believe in anything.
I believe in the no-kiss list
And coconut cupcakes.
And I believe in you.
Snuggle me.
Since when do you actually
Since there's actually some
super cute boys for me to kiss.
But in high school,
you never even...
High school, shmigh school.
Yuck.
Okay. In high school,
My sexuality
was purely hypothetical.
College gay's different.
Now, I can, like...
Actually meet guys.
Lots of guys.
So... Now you're, like...
Totally gay?
Right.
Of course.
I mean... Obviously.
But nothing has to change,
right?
I mean,
Of course
Now, we're just Naomi
and ely plus boys.
Hmm?
Beddy-bye time.
Naomi:
I lie to everyone.
But mostly...
I think I lie to myself.
Closer. Closer.
And say "Carrie".
- Both:
Carrie.- Thanks.
So tell me, are you gonna
do it with Bruce 2?
Yet to be determined.
You've been dating for,
like, a month
Which translates to, like,
a year in college time,
that end with "alking"
Instead of things
that end in "ucking."
What are you waiting for?
I don't know.
If I get chocolate,
would you go coconut?
Mmm, I want it all.
But here's a thing...
he's, "a,"
- Kind of obsessed with me.
- Right.
- "B," Canadian.
- Yes.
And "C," a Bruce,
which is just kind of...
- Redundant.
- I was thinking more vanilla.
- Mm-hmm. Oh, my god.
- Ooh, speaking of.
- But...
- Yeah?
He tells me I'm his muse,
which is interesting, no?
Ooh. That's nice.
That's nice.
Anyways, I told him to pick me
up at the building tonight.
So you, like, actually like him?
I mean, I don't know.
Maybe I do.
And like you said,
we're in college anyway.
So, I mean, there's no reason
we shouldn't do it.
Right?
Well, what do you think?
Would you kill me if
I'm too strung out for sugar?
Read my mind much?
Home?
Yeah, home.
Awesome.
Can I help you?
Yeah.
I'm here to pick up Naomi?
You must be Bruce 2.
O, Canada
That's you, big guy.
Naomi will be right down.
She is just bleaching
her lady beard.
Girl was looking
borderline Frida Kahlo.
So not pretty.
I like that.
It's nice.
Hello, everyone.
How are we doing?
Bruce 1, meet Bruce 2.
- Hi.
- Hi.
So what are we all doing here?
We're waiting for Naomi.
What about Naomi?
- Hey.
- Hey.
So, uh, you set?
- Yeppers.
- Let's fly.
He's... Coming, too.
Okay, I know, I know, I know,
I shouldn't love a girl
Who toys so carelessly
with other people's emotions,
Especially mine,
but it's not like my brain
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