
Naked Gun 33 1\3: The Final Insult
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1994
- 83 min
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Hey, look! It's the President!
And the Pope!
Oh, my God! Look!
It's disgruntled postal workers.
Wait a minute!
Give me my baby back!
- Are you all right?
- I'm soaking wet.
- I'll get the talcum powder.
- It's not that.
I had a nightmare.
Crime all around me, I couldn't stop it.
- Frank, it was just a dream.
- You're right.
All I need is a good night's rest.
Tomorrow everything will be fine.
How's my little boy?
Getting along OK, sweetie?
As well as a heterosexual can in prison.
I don't know if I can take it any longer.
- How's Tanya?
- Tanya's the same.
Milky, creamy skin,
pouting red lips, firm buttocks,
ample breasts, ears you'd love
- I'll get guy cramps if you keep this up.
- Sorry.
There's somebody here to see you.
Pahpshmir!
- My people are very upset.
- Of course, they're Arab terrorists.
You're supposed to be
the world's best terrorist bomber.
- Train stations, government buildings.
- The devastation in South Florida.
- That was Hurricane Andrew.
- That's what they told the public.
We wanted to embarrass the USA.
You've made the police look like heroes.
I told you. A first-class job
would cost five million.
If you want to step up the price,
I got a target that'll make City Hall
look like chicken feed.
A big target.
Why should anything be different?
Because five million dollars buys me!
I'm breaking out of here.
If you fail this time, Mr. Dillon,
my people won't be so forgiving.
Fail? Show me one man
who can stop me.
Attention shoppers, be sure to check
out our special on paper towels.
That's aisle seven.
Hey!
- Give it to me!
- My purse! Somebody help me!
- Let go of the purse, lady!
- Help me!
For he's a jolly good fellow,
for he's a jolly good fellow...
...which nobody can deny.
Well, we shot a lot of people together.
It's been great.
Today I retire. If I do any shooting now,
it'll have to be in my own home.
Hopefully, it'll be an intruder and not
an in-law like at my bachelor party.
Ed, I officially give you my gun...
...and my badge.
And... Jane and I would like
to keep the handcuffs as a souvenir.
Cheer up, Ed. This is not goodbye.
This is just "I won't ever see you again".
- Somebody help me!
- Out of my way!
- It. Drebin! Frank! Didn't you see that?
- What? Oh...
Yes, kitty litter.
Two bags for a dollar. Great!
Order. The jury will disregard that
last statement. Continue, counselor.
- The alimony had been set by the court.
- Yes, but...
You haven't paid alimony in two years,
repeatedly defying a court order.
- Isn't that right, Mr. Clayton?
- I'd lost her address. She moved twice.
Don't lie to me. You're under oath.
Do you know
what the penalty for perjury is?
- I'll ask you that again.
- Objection!
Your Honor, I... Ow, ow, gee.
- Counsel is leading the witness.
- Sustained!
Mommy said no pounding
when she's in session.
Read the prosecution's last statement.
"Don't lie to me, Mr. Clayton.
You're under oath." Good boy.
"Do you know
what the penalty for perjury is?"
That's all I have, Your Honor.
You may continue, Ms Spencer-Drebin.
Prosecution rests.
Defense Attorney
Ms Davies-Jacobs-Steiner-Lazlo.
No further questions.
Court will recess
until after the morning feeding.
- We can win this. I can feel it.
- Yes, of course.
- I never thought that was possible.
- I beg your pardon?
- Oh, nothing.
Louise, there's no such thing
as the wrong man.
You just have to work at it.
Now, let's see.
Mr. and Mrs. Drebin, right?
Now, you two have been married
for six months?
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