My Baby's Daddy Page #3
Well, hell,
I had to let it go, baby.
I'm gonna hand out these balls.
And I want you to put them
between your knees, okay?
Here you go.
You take this.
That's right.
Place it right there.
Hey, Nia.
Sorry, hon.
Dominic.
This is Venus, my doula.
What's a doula?
A midwife.
I gotta talk to you outside.
Come on.
Okeydoke.
Now we're gonna simulate labor.
So I would like for everyone
to get into their
most comfortable positions.
That's right.
Oh.
What are you doing here?
Well, you invited me here.
Look, it was my decision
to have this baby.
And it was a fling, Dom.
An office fling.
Dominic, you don't have to
be here.
We've discussed this.
Domineech.
Hey, Dom.
It's Louie.
Yo.
What's up?
Um...
Give me, like, hour and a half.
I think that you're gonna find
natural childbirth
to be loving, blissful,
and wonderful.
I want drugs!
Lonnie, I can't take this pain!
Lonnie!
I can get you?
Crank! Crack!
Horse tranquilizer, n*gger!
I want drugs!
- Okay. Hold on.
- Gin and juice!
I'm gonna get the nurse.
Nurse!
Is there a nurse?
Nurse!
Oh!
What happened, baby?
You drop some pickle juice?
It's my water.
- Your water?
- The baby's coming.
Oh, jeez.
Okay.
Okay, baby.
Breathe.
Cleanup, aisle 3!
Daddy! Daddy!
Get Grandpa!
You have a baby here?
No! No! No!
No one have baby here!
Grandpa Bling Bling
doctor in China.
Grandpa?
Okay. Okay.
Baby, breathe.
Watch out!
I'm going in.
What the hell?
Hey, man, what you doing?
What you doing?
Oh, my God!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Okay.
Let's go.
Ro, Mama Peaches
in the house, baby,
with something to ease
your pain.
You can't smoke in here.
Shut your punk ass up, Urkel.
"You can't smoke in... "
Here you go, Ro.
Mama got something for you.
Here you go, baby.
You just take yourself
a little sip, now.
- Relax.
- It hurts!
Breathe, baby.
Breathe.
- You did this to her.
- Huh?
- G, baby.
- Yeah, baby?
Talk to me.
Say anything.
Well, that's what your daddy
always tells me.
Whoo! Whoo!
- Whoo! Whoo!
- Whoo! Whoo!
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
Nia?
Nia, I got your voice mail.
I came as soon as I could.
- Late again.
- Just breathe.
Oh, my God.
What the hell is that?
Call the doctor.
It's a home birth, idiot.
She's crowning.
Aren't you supposed to
boil water or something?
Why don't you stay
in the kitchen with it?
Jesus. I...
Push it, Ro!
Push it good.
- Push it.
- "Push it, Ro"
Push it real good
Ooh, push it, Ro
Push it real good
Push it, Ro, ooh, ooh
Push it good
Push it, Ro-Ro.
Push it good
Oh! Push it, Ro
- "Push it real good"
- Push it, now.
Get your ass in there
and get it out, Doctor!
0 fans
Submitted on August 05, 2018
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"My Baby's Daddy" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 2 May 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/my_baby's_daddy_14294>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In