My Baby's Daddy Page #2
Rolonda! Peaches!
What are you doing here?
We need to talk.
I'm all ears.
Mama dear is gonna go wait
over there.
Remember that time
we was watching "Compton 90221"
and Swapmisha had told Dante
that she was pregnant?
Point is, Swapmisha wasn't
the only one got knocked up.
- You mean I'm gonna be a daddy?
- It's yours.
Just forget it, Lonnie.
'Cause I can't take care
of no baby on my income alone.
Daddy also has a job
at the Sanitation Department.
And I just got a job yesterday
at Piggy Smalls' Pizzeria.
You know my Uncle Virgil
raised me right, girl.
And I want to do the same
for our child, Ro-Ro.
I'm gonna take care
of the both of you.
You so good to me, Lonnie.
Don't want to give me that, huh?
Come on.
Come on.
G, we need to talk.
Are you busy?
What it look like, baby?
Is everything okay?
G, I'm pregnant.
We're going to have a baby.
Hey, Dominic.
Your next appointment is here.
Send them in.
Yo, Dommie Dom.
It's the Brothas Stylz.
- This is you?
- Oh, hell, yeah.
- Yo, you gots to put us on.
- True.
All right.
Yo, we might be wizzle.
But our lyzzles be
clizzle blizzle.
You feel me, dawg?
Words.
Okay.
Go ahead and spit.
Whatever.
Someone should tell them
they're white.
Oh, hey, Nia.
What's up?
What? I thought I had
the studio till 12:00.
No, no.
It's not that.
Hold up.
Listen. I...
What?
What is it?
Calm down, Dom.
You look whiter than usual.
So, Dom, she gonna have it?
Yeah.
She's gonna have it at home.
- What kind of sh*t is that?
- I don't know.
She said it's gonna empower her
as a woman or some bullshit.
My life is over.
I'm done.
Finished.
The three of us.
Daddies.
Ain't it great?
training so we can do it right.
Yeah.
That's it.
You know?
Do what our fathers didn't do.
Oh!
Ooh.
Oh, what's that?
A little porn?
Check it out.
They got her in stirrups
and everything.
Make that move, mama.
Damn!
Look at the size of that thing.
Looks like an alien.
- Oh!
- Ew!
Ew!
I'm Annabelle Sinclair.
And I'll be your
birthing/child-rearing expert.
And I am here to guide you
through the journey
from the womb
to the pink or blue bedroom.
I'd like to open the floor
for any pre-birthing questions.
Anybody?
Yes?
You know, is it cool to still
hit the skins during pregnancy?
He asking if it's all right
to still be tappin' that ass.
Oh, sure.
Feel free to get your swerve on
throughout the pregnancy.
Damn.
Don't be embarrassed, dear.
I ain't.
Flatulence is very normal
during pregnancy.
So let 'em rip!
Oh, cool.
Pregnant people, fool.
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