Mr. Bean's Holiday

Synopsis: Mr. Bean enters a church raffle and wins a vacation trip to France as well as a camcorder. After boarding a Eurostar train and arriving in Paris, the French language proves a barrier for Bean, as he struggles to get across the city to catch a train to the south of France from the Gare de Lyon. Taking time to order a meal, he finds the consumption of a seafood platter to be a challenge. Just before catching his train, he asks Emil, a Russian film director on his way to be a judge at the Cannes Film festival to use his camcorder to record his boarding, but accidentally causes Emil being left behind at the station. Bean attempts to cheer up the director's son Stepan as the train continues south but matters are made more hectic by the fact that Emil has reported his son to have been kidnapped and Bean losing his wallet and essential travel documents at a pay phone where he and Stepan attempt to contact Emil. Heading in the direction of Cannes, Bean finds himself in the cast and disrupting
Genre: Comedy, Family
Director(s): Steve Bendelack
Production: Universal Pictures
  2 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
90 min

Three one. Thirty-one.

- Over here!

- Ah, Mrs Lucas.

Congratulations, Mrs Lucas.

And now, to the first prize in today's raffle

in aid of the "roof appeal."

Thank you, Lily.

Indeed. The magnificent holiday

to the South of France,

kindly sponsored

by Dalesborough Travel Limited.

So thank you, guys.

The winner of this prize will travel

by Eurostar train to Paris,

then catch the fast train south

before spending the week on the beaches

of the French Riviera.

This fabulous prize also includes

200 euros spending money

and, Barbara, this wonderful video camera,

kindly donated by A&K Electrics

of Arbor Road. So thank you.

Right. The winner of this amazing prize is...

Nine one nine.

Nine one nine.

Anybody have ticket 919?

If there is no claimant, I'll have to pick

another ticket from the bucket.





It's me. It's me. I'm the...

Cannes. Cannes.



You speak very good French.


Oui, choo-choo, Gare de Lyon.

To the arch at La Dfense, please.

Look. Should we do anything?


I think he's English.

Monsieur Clay, how long

will you stay in Paris?

Of course I'll be in Cannes

Sunday for my premiere.

Until then, I'm working

on an exciting new project

with this wonderful actress, Sylvie.

- Sabine.

- Right.

One last question,

please. Mr Clay.

Out of the way!

Out of the way!


Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!


Are you here for lunch?

Follow me.

May I recommend the seafood platter?



What is this?

What's this?

Don't forget the langoustines.


Could you video me?


No, back. Back a bit.

Back, back, back, back, stop.


No, no, no, no.

Back, back, I'II...

We'll do it again, eh?

Stop. Help!

Open... Open the door.

There's nothing here.



Help! Help! Open...



- Papa, what should I do?

- Get off at the next stop.



My bag.

Look at that...


Stay calm.


The train's not stopping.

Papa, what should I do?

Mobile telephone.

Papa! Papa!

His fingers are over the last two numbers.

Right. 06, 08...

I'll write down all the possibles.

01, 02,

03, 04...

...59, 60...

...97, 98,

Mr Dupont is unavailable.

Hurry up and get on!

Tickets, please.

You get in there. Go, go.

Excuse me.

Can I have some money, please,

so I can telephone my Dad?



Thank you.

What's all that?


Come on.

I gave him my number. He will ring.

Don't worry, he will ring.

Stop them!


I'm hungry.

Come on.

- Hey.

- Hey.

Do you have some proper music?

Something that I'd like to listen to.

Okay, never mind. Bye.

To Cannes?


What the...

What's this?




Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...

Wait, wait!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Cut! Cut! Cut!

What the hell is he doing?

Where did he come from?

Some of us here

are trying to make a work of art!

Everyone, back in position!

Get him in something different

and put him in the background.

You, sweetheart. You never stop, okay?

Remember, you're crazy

for the taste of Fruzzi yogurt.

Well, how long does it take to reset?

Then why is everyone

moving in slow motion?

Yeah, there's a hook.

Cannes jury member Emil Dachevsky,

the Russian film director,

explained that his son Stepan was last seen

on a train with a mysterious foreigner.

As soon as I saw him I thought, "He's evil."



The guy with the video camera is fired.

You're fired!


Down again!

- Are you ready?

- Yep.


Cut! Cut! Cut!

My explosion!

Where's my explosion?

All I want is an explosion.

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Hamish McColl

Hamish McColl (born January 28, 1962) is a British comedian, writer and actor. He trained at the Ecole Phillippe Gaulier, Paris and Cambridge University. With Sean Foley, he formed the double act The Right Size in 1988, creating comic theatre shows which toured all over the world. More recently he has worked as a screenwriter, scripting Mr. Bean's Holiday and Johnny English Reborn, plus contributing to the story of Paddington. more…

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