Mother's Day Page #3

I mean, at least

everything we let her.

I just feel like

we don't have family.

I'm your sister.

I live next door to you.

Thank you very much.

Thanks.

Little hot, careful.

Mmm.

It's really hot.

What did you want to talk about?

Sounded so important.

Uh...

Oh, my God, what is it?

I, uh...

I, um...

I got married.

Eloped, actually.

Very impulsive.

You got married?

Yeah.

You got... To who?

To Tina.

To Tina?

Yeah, to Tina.

To Tina?

Stop saying, "To Tina."

I'm sorry,

I'm so confused right now.

I mean, I thought

you guys broke up so long ago.

We did.

But then there

was that stripper.

Dancer, yeah.

Stripper.

And then, Tina and I

got back together.

How does this...

Wow. You got back together.

She's the one.

Ah.

Well, let's say the next one.

Right.

You know, I've always respected

the agreement we've had

to keep our love lives separate

until they become permanent,

which now it has.

Okay, so,

when do we tell the boys?

Oh, I already told them

on the way to school.

What? You already told them?

Yeah.

On the way to school,

with those other children in the car?

No, I waited till

those kids got out.

Oh, you did, good.

That's good.

So, that was a really nice,

well-thought-out moment for you guys.

That's nice.

Thanks for waiting for me.

They were excited.

They know her.

They really like her.

Okay.

Well...

Oh, gosh, I have to, um...

I have to meet Jess at Pilates.

Sorry, I don't mean to...

No, no, no.

I wanted to make sure

you heard it from me first.

Yes, I know, I know.

Okay, well, um...

Uh...

I'm happy for you.

Thank you.

Hi, Bradley. Are you going to

join us on the poles today?

Uh, not today, Beth Anne, no.

Sisters.

We want to talk to you.

Go, Jody.

Bradley, there's this new mom at

school we want to set you up with.

She's recently divorced.

Not too recent.

With one of those annoyingly

perfect lives-at-the-gym bodies.

But with b*obs, big b*obs.

I mean big b*obs.

Look, ladies,

I really appreciate

you looking out

for me like this,

but I just don't think

I'm ready quite yet, you know?

But when I am, I will definitely

come talk to you guys.

It'd be dumb not to.

What are your plans

for Mother's Day?

Oh, um...

No plans.

We're not celebrating.

I've been thinking about this

long and hard and believe me,

I think what's

best for the girls

is to just skip

the day altogether.

You know, just treat it like a normal

Sunday, nothing special. You know?

What do you guys

think about that?

Absolutely not. No.

Major mistake, Bradley.

Dana would not like that.

Think about the kids.

You guys, look!

It's Miranda!

Am I really on with

the Miranda Collins?

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