Mo' Money Page #6

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Maybe you can help me. I need to get

to 33rd Street and 3rd Avenue.

Let me guess,

not from around here?

- My bald head gave me away?

- I'll whiz you over there. $50.

- I won't even turn on the metre.

- I don't have money.

- You f***ing immigrant!

- But, wait. Excuse me!

Hello? Excuse me?

I got to go get the money.

What money?

I have $10,000 at

my grandmother's house.

My time is worth money.

$200, on spec.

$200!

$150, I give you $150...

I told you he'd call!

You son of a b*tch!

I'll rip your throat out!

Stewart residence.

Yes, this is him.

Yes, tomorrow will be fine.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Yes! I got the job!

- I got a job, man!

- Filthy!

You must be Jonathan Stewart.

I'm your supervisor, Chris Fields.

Everyone! I'd like to introduce you

to a new employee today.

His name is Jonathan Stewart!

Hi, Johnny baby!

By the way, that's Charlotte.

Come on. I'll introduce you

to your machine.

Keep going. You're doing good.

- You better get used to paper cuts.

- I'll get gloves or something.

What do I do with this?

That's a credit card that

Mr. Jeffrey wants cancelled.

Idiot didn't break it in half.

He's supposed to.

- Why is that?

- Our cards go out pre-approved.

They have to be processed before

they can be cancelled.

I see we got a new guy.

Johnny, this is Keith Heading.

He's head of security.

- Hi.

- Hi, Johnny.

Hear the one about the guy

who goes to a psychiatrist?

"I'm having weird dreams.

Last night I was a wigwam.

The night before I was a tepee."

Psychiatrist says, "You're two tents."

- Chris, you got a minute?

- Sure.

- Excuse us. Nice to meet you.

- Yeah.

Hey, Johnny baby!

What are you doing for lunch?

- Working.

- On who?

- You've got the most beautiful lips!

- Oh, really?

Chris, come here.

- How about the new guy?

- Johnny's great. He'll stick around.

I gotta poop.

What the f*** is going on?

- I got scared.

- Scared of what?

What are you scared of?

Have a nightmare?

- I don't have time for a scare.

- I didn't know people would be hurt or...

- Or what?

- Or dying.

Well, Mr. Butthole, you let him be

a lesson to you.

We got 26 days to make

30 million dollars.

People are waiting on product.

You know what I mean?

Nod if you understand.

Oh, you're red. You're getting blue.

I wonder how long it takes

to get white?

Christ! I gotta get

back to my office.

You get me those cards, okay?

Hey, don't forget!

You're my number one guy.

Terry! How are you?

- Yo, Chris? That you?

- Yeah.

Why you crying, man?

You constipated?

You should try rocking back and forth.

That's what I do.

You said it would take an hour.

It's been longer. That's unacceptable.

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