Mo' Money Page #5

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- No.

- So what took you so long?

- I think I got a job.

- A job?

- Yeah.

- Johnny, a job ain't nothing but work.

- I know. Let's eat.

Calm down, Timmy. Timmy.

Stop it, now. Calm down. Calm down.

What are you doing?

Get him out.

- Mister, I forgot his...

- Get him out!

I forgot his medicine at home.

Don't touch the eggs.

No, no, not the eggs, my God.

Get him out.

Let him die in the street like a dog.

Don't talk. See? Look at that.

- Not the eggs.

- What do you want me to do?

Get turkey. He needs lactate.

- Laxative?

- No, lactate.

Fix him a turkey sandwich.

Hurry, he's crazy.

Timmy, not the cans, no!

Not my cans. What are you doing?

Okay, I fix, I fix.

Here. Here.

Put more on, that's not enough

lactate. Timmy wants more lactate.

Don't touch those chips.

Don't touch the cakes.

Timmy, stop it.

Beep-beep-beep-beep.

- What's this "beep-beep"?

- Put some more turkey and mayo on.

A whole lot of mayo.

Thank you, mister.

Timmy, stop it.

Mayo. Here's more mayo. Mayo, here.

Thank you, thank you.

You're welcome. Now get him out.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

- Give him a kiss.

- Please go!

Get out of here. Get out, now.

- Get him out of my store.

- And be more happy.

How long does a coroner's report take?

We'll be dead when it comes.

I've tried...

Get over there, even if you have to

examine the damn body yourself. Go.

Remember the trouble you caused?

Get your hands off me, you

bald-headed, flatfoot f*ggot!

You were my best customer! Busting

me because I won't do you for free?

- Right, liar. Come on!

- Get that whore away from my door.

- You see what you started, Mary?

- What happened to us?

Lieutenant? I just got off

the phone with the lab.

Autopsy confirms Forrest's broken

neck wasn't from the accident.

- I said that.

- It happened...

After the fact. It's official.

So, anyway. Everybody's laughing

and having fun.

When all of a sudden,

Sandy jump up and run out!

Child! He done forgot his Depends!

Hey! Miss! Miss!

Could you hurry?

I'm waiting on a call.

I don't give a rat's ass!

I put 25 cents in here. When

it's used up, then I hang up!

We've waited two days

for the phone to ring!

That's because Moms Mabley

won't hang up!

He's gonna call. I got a feeling.

I got a feeling they hired somebody.

You just want to be around

that stupid girl!

You think they're gonna hire

a convicted criminal?

I ain't John Gotti!

You sure ain't.

John Gotti was getting paid!

- Now you can use the phone!

- Thanks. Hey, my man! It's broken.

Go shave that crust-ache off your lip.

See? It still ain't ringing.

Get away from my cab!

Get a job! Join a union!

Join a Boy's Club!

See that cab over there?

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