Mo' Money Page #4

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Come on, Miss Lady Girl.

Never the black, always the red!

Open your ears, and hear what I said!

What you got?

You sure?

Yeah, she wants the right card.

Bam!

- We got a lucky winner, you all!

- Winner! Winner!

See, it ain't impossible!

Here!

Forty gets you 80!

Once again, never the black!

You want the red.

What you got?

Middle card.

You sure you want this one?

- You sure?

- Come on.

- She won!

- Another lucky winner!

I think she won all that!

Oh, you won it all!

This is her lucky day!

- You're gonna take the money and run?

- I won it.

You sold me out for some ass?

What do I do now?

- Sell those books.

- Sell some books?

- Excuse me, I didn't get your name.

- Amber.

Amber? I like that!

Excuse me, Miss Amber.

Can we get together for lunch?

- Can we get together?

- I'm busy.

Hi, remember me?

How about dinner?

How about breakfast?

How about a drink?

The water fountain's right over there.

She wants me.

- I'm applying for the mailroom job.

- Did you fill out an application?

- No.

- Here.

Fill this out.

- Good luck.

- Thanks.

I really mean it. Good luck.

Many people say that. They're crazy!

They want you to have bad luck.

But I believe everyone can succeed.

Homeboy!

I refuse to get paranoid or hostile

in a competitive situation.

I think this job is the key for me.

So does my shrink.

He even lowered my prescription.

I gotta conquer the whole

self-esteem thing. Boom!

I have an eating disorder,

you know.

- No?

- Sure. Threw up on the way over.

I had a negative self-image as a kid.

They think I'm fat and loathsome,

but I'll fight them.

I'll show them that they can't

rob me of my right to exist!

Next.

Come in.

Hi.

Some interesting responses here,

Mr. Stewart.

It says here that you attended

Mt. Holyoke College in Massachusetts.

Four years of work, work, work.

Isn't Mount Holyoke

an all-girls school?

No, they changed that.

Probably as soon as I got there.

- Are you related to Tracey Stewart?

- Yeah, that's my aunt.

- He's a man.

- His wife's my aunt.

You should put that

on your application.

Tracey is an asset to this company.

He keeps things in order around here.

Well, he's funny about nepotism.

I'd rather do this on my own, so I'd

appreciate it if you didn't tell him.

You certainly have personality.

Listen, I'll review

your application...

...check out a few references,

and get back to you in a few days.

This is your correct

telephone number, isn't it?

- Yes. Yes, sir.

- Good.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Thanks.

- Thank you.

Next, please. Next?

Yo, big head.

Yo, what took you so long?

I've been home and back.

- You talk to her?

- Yeah.

- Did you get her number?

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