Mo' Money Page #3

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I'm yelling at you!

It was about 90 degrees.

You got kids?

Johnny! Sweet and sour pork

very, very good!

- How'd you like the lawyer?

- Filthy. Move!

You out, ain't you?

Guess you won't be coming

to my concert!

This is the system designed to cut

down on fraud and unpaid charges.

We developed this through interviews

with 300 Dynasty Club authorizers.

This computer can determine

credit approval.

The computer decides

who gets credit and who doesn't?

Who would have guessed? Technology.

Remember when you had

to heat an iron on the stove?

I have no frame of reference.

I'm a man of the computer age.

- Another tough question.

- Yes?

I lose my credit card. Someone finds

it and goes on a shopping spree.

Please. Sit.

- I'm listening.

- Does the computer pick up on that?

Well, yes and no. It's harder during

Christmas, when shopping's heavier.

On the whole,

it's a very effective system.

Ain't that something.

I hate to be so pedantic,

but it's "isn't that something."

- Isn't that something?

- Yes. It's a shame.

- What is?

- Mr. Forrest's death. It's a shame.

Could I get a printout

of the names on that tape?

Certainly. Anything else I could do?

No, thank you.

Thank you for the English lesson.

I got what you need!

Hey, get high off this!

I got what you need!

Hey, get high off this!

- Yo, check it out, baby!

- Hey, nice lady!

You look good!

Hey, buy a book for your kid.

- Tell your mommy to buy a book.

- Screw you!

I'll knock you out!

Customer's always right.

Folks, knowledge is the key.

No one cares about children.

Why else is Bush in office?

- I gotta do something. Walsh said...

- F*** Walsh! He don't care about us!

Stay here and sell these damn books!

I'm going to get paid!

Ladies and gentlemen, knowledge

is the key to understanding and... Damn!

We gonna get paid today!

Yo, my man! Come and play

a game of three-card.

Red card.

You want the red card.

Excuse me? How much is this book?

For you? Free, take it.

- Nothing in America is free.

- Love is.

- Really?

- I think your kid will like it.

I don't have a kid.

Yes, Lord.

- Two dollars.

- What happened to free?

It's America, remember?

This is great. You should read it.

Yeah?

Could I read it to you now?

The Ice Cream Dream.

Wonder what that's about.

I wish I had ice cream

It'll look just like you

Sweet-tasting chocolate

All the way through

I'd lick it slow...

You're fresh.

I'll take my book before it melts.

Come again.

And again and again.

Never the black.

You want the red.

- I think the lady wants to play.

- All right!

Make a buck, 10 gets you 20.

- How do you know?

- Trust me. I sell children's books.

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