Mickey's House of Villains Page #4

added sunlight...

greeting Mickey Mouse

with a warm, friendly sight.

A little wood house

that needed some paint.

lt wasn't quite perfect,

but still, it was great.

Aw, we could stay here

just for a while.

Said Mickey to Pluto

with a wry little smile.

Later that night,

all warm in his bed...

Mickey Mouse snuggled up

as sleep came to his head.

The furnace, it clanked.

lt rattled and shocked.

The shutters flew back.

They slammed, and they knocked.

The wind, it did whistle,

round the chimney it moaned...

but Mickey didn't stir...

'cause he knew he was home.

We've got our eye on you.

Aw, phooey.

l'll never be scary.

Donald may be trying

to scare everybody...

but here's a story

where he gets spooked himself.

The following presentation...

will demonstrate

how to haunt the living.

But before we begin,

one must be...

not living.

The fine specimen observed here

is commonly known as a ghost.

Ghost? Where?

-Why, you, my friend.

-Me?

Yes, you have just joined

the ranks of the supernatural.

That explains what

all that racket was out there.

Hey! l'm not ready

to be dearly departed.

Don't you worry.

lt's only temporary.

Just long enough for you

to demonstrate...

Step one--

Finding the right house...

is all about

location, location, location.

And what better place to look

than the classified ads?

Let's see here.

''Creaking hardwood floors...

''fog-enshrouded

breakfast nook...

''informal dying room.''

Perfect!

Oh, a-hauntin' l will go

A-hauntin' l will go

Hi, ho, the merry-o

A-hauntin' l will go

Step two--

Hauntee number one

is a likeable mouse...

and popular American icon.

Oh, gosh, l'm scared.

Hauntee number two is a cow

who's a real moo-ver and shaker.

l'm scared, too.

And finally,

hauntee number three...

is a hot-headed duck

who's a real quack-up.

Aw, phooey. Nothing scares me.

l know who

l'm going to pick on.

Step three--

Nothing is quite creepier

than the creaky front door...

which opens all by itself.

Here goes.

Oh, automatic doors.

How convenient.

Having successfully creeped

your intended hauntee out...

you're now ready for...

Step four--

With an ordinary bedsheet

carefully draped over you...

sneak about

in a menacing manner.

Hit my head!

Continue this macabre

dance of the dead...

and watch as panic and terror

wash over your victim.

This method of haunting...

is only made possible

by the unique eyeholes...

that have been cut in the sheet.

Eyeholes? Now you tell me.

Step five--

Everyone is afraid of the dark.

Use this knowledge

to your haunting advantage.

Oh, this is getting silly.

Step six--

Peace and quiet.

A ghost has

a wide array of scary sounds...

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